On the twelfth day of Christmas, ( Read more... )

 I would like to live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were ever supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever.
-Miss Alabama, 1994

This man speaks the truth.
Wish he was still alive.

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In 2009, ( Read more... )