WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK
...On the subject of god awful fanfiction:
whisperkat : ...And that's when I realized, this girl was getting raped by Mr. Peanut.
poultryofperil : *shaking silently*
whisperkat : HONESTLY.
poultryofperil : OH MY GOD. SEND THIS TO ME. PLEASE. YOU MUST.
whisperkat : NO. IT'S TOO HORRIBLE.
poultryofperil : Believe it or not, I have a fic that can top Mr. Peanut rape.
whisperkat : Unless it's Toucan Sam, I DON'T FUCKING THINK SO.
BRB DYING OF LULZ
ETA: I NEED A MR. PEANUT ICON NOW. CHOP CHOP, GUYS.
ETA II: "FOLLOW YOUR NOSE." "Oh my God, I hate you. So very, very much."
whisperkat : ...And that's when I realized, this girl was getting raped by Mr. Peanut.
poultryofperil : *shaking silently*
whisperkat : HONESTLY.
poultryofperil : OH MY GOD. SEND THIS TO ME. PLEASE. YOU MUST.
whisperkat : NO. IT'S TOO HORRIBLE.
poultryofperil : Believe it or not, I have a fic that can top Mr. Peanut rape.
whisperkat : Unless it's Toucan Sam, I DON'T FUCKING THINK SO.
BRB DYING OF LULZ
ETA: I NEED A MR. PEANUT ICON NOW. CHOP CHOP, GUYS.
ETA II: "FOLLOW YOUR NOSE." "Oh my God, I hate you. So very, very much."