Man, I love my friends. Here is the most entertaining conversation I've had all day, courtesy of text messaging:
Me: Okay, it's tragic and official: Star Trek has taken over my brain. And I am shipping Kirk and Bones all. day. long.
whisperkat : What about Chekov?
Me: I AM STILL ALL ABOUT CHEKOV. In fact, he and McCoy are my fandom bicycles. :D
whisperkat :...Bicycles?
Me: As in, I ship them with everyone. Usually in a sexy way.
whisperkat : I still don't see how that equals bicycles.
Me:...There's a riding euphemism in there, Freda. Feel free to look for it.
whisperkat : ...DON'T MOCK.
Me: *MOOOCCKKSS*