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Dear Sallie Mae,
You're dumb and piss the shit out of me for a few reasons. First of all, stop spamming my inbox with 4 emails sent at the exact same time, learn how to send those four attachments in one email. Second of all, showing me the dollar amount doesn't mean shit to me. Would it kill you to tell me what type of loan we're talking about!? Third, enough with all the security shit, really the password is enough, trust me, no one is going to break into my inbox and pay my loans.
Thank you.
You're dumb and piss the shit out of me for a few reasons. First of all, stop spamming my inbox with 4 emails sent at the exact same time, learn how to send those four attachments in one email. Second of all, showing me the dollar amount doesn't mean shit to me. Would it kill you to tell me what type of loan we're talking about!? Third, enough with all the security shit, really the password is enough, trust me, no one is going to break into my inbox and pay my loans.
Thank you.