3464: Roommates - Hermione, Draco, Ron
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Today's link of the day is Fix 1: Pepper Jack Cheese.
TITLE: Roommates
PERPETRATOR: MacKinTosh18
SUE-O-METER:
(awful)
COVER/BANNER ART: The writer's avatar... well. It's not very clear really
SUMMARY:”After the shocking news of her husband of 5 years cheated on her, Hermione took to the streets of muggle London to find her place, where Draco found her. He took her in and let her stay for the night at his flat. Will this new experince blossom into a friendship or even a relationship? Rated M for swearing and *themes* ( ʖ )”
FULL NAME: Hermione, Draco, Ron
SPECIES: … love triangle …
HAIR: n/a
EYES: n/a
MARKINGS: “She looked at him; he was well put together now. A firm jawline, his hair pushed in a messily fashion to the side. He had grow inches since school and had gained weight, now he looked a little less like an insomniac albino.”
POSSESSIONS: “Pulling out her pajamas- a big grey t-shirt and black sweatpants and mismatched socks”
CONNECTION TO CANON: Hermione walks in on Ron cheating on her. She ends up in her childhood neighborhood and conveniently runs into Draco and he already wants to help her. She gives a good sob. He pretty much gets a place to stay and falls asleep watching Toy Story 2 on the television, and then wakes up in Draco's bed. She doesn't question why she's in bed with him, but instead why he's not at the manor. “Got kicked out for not marrying Astoria. Parents said they couldn't live with a blood traitor.” (I don't think that's enough to be labeled a blood traitor, but then we've got yet another story where Ron's cheating.) He asks if she'll be his room mate. She says yes and they go to a cafe. She then gets mad because Draco has a really old cat whose a complete mess. “His matted fur stuck down with dirt and grime, and half of his left ear was torn off.” Gingerbread hot chocolate and watching Toy Story 2 again with Malfoy doesn't sway her. They then bond over bathing the cat because Draco doesn't know how to take care of the cat. She's bawling and they take a trip to Diagon Alley for cat supplies. The bond and she weeps.
ORIGIN: We have one of the most over used plots for the Draco/Hermione pairing.
SPECIAL ABILITIES: Hermione's bawling into the arms of Draco who is convenietnly there for her.
NOTES: The scenario is in no way realistic.
SAMPLE:
Hermione had been standing in the doorway for at least two hours before Ron came back in, finally. He unlocked the door and she jumped up smiling, jumping towards the doorway until she saw what he had in his arm. A tall, thin, blonde girl wearing 6-inch heels and a tight black dress that showed major cleavage was giggling while he pulled her through, showing her to the flat. Hermione froze, instantly in shock. Clutching her stomach, she felt nauseous when she saw the girl kissing Ron, and Ron's hands going straight to her ass.
"That is enough Ronald." Ron snapped his head up in shock and looked Hermione in the eye. Hermione now had her arms crossed, and her eyes burned right through his head with fury. Ters were threatening to fall as she ran upstairs to pack her things. After magically putting everything into her bag, which fit her entire body into it while looking like a clutch, she stomped downstairs, pushed past the blonde, and shoved Ron out of the way, slamming the door whilst.
As she apparated away, she immediately burst into tears. Stumbling down the street with her bag at her side, she held her tears until she finally fell at some cement stairs. She recognized the neighborhood, it was a couple blocks away from her childhood muggle school. She sobbed into her hands, clutching her sides when she started to get cold.
She never noticed the person standing above her until she looked up. A tall man, at least a foot taller than her, stood at the bottom of the staircase with her at his feet. His hands were in his pockets until he reached out to her and helped Hermione up. Sniffing, she realised who it was and pulled away a little.
"What do you want Malfoy?"
.
"I want to help you, whatever is happening. I know we aren't or were the best of friends in school but give me a chance."
Today's link of the day is Fix 1: Pepper Jack Cheese.
TITLE: Roommates
PERPETRATOR: MacKinTosh18
SUE-O-METER:
(awful)
COVER/BANNER ART: The writer's avatar... well. It's not very clear really
SUMMARY:”After the shocking news of her husband of 5 years cheated on her, Hermione took to the streets of muggle London to find her place, where Draco found her. He took her in and let her stay for the night at his flat. Will this new experince blossom into a friendship or even a relationship? Rated M for swearing and *themes* ( ʖ )”
FULL NAME: Hermione, Draco, Ron
SPECIES: … love triangle …
HAIR: n/a
EYES: n/a
MARKINGS: “She looked at him; he was well put together now. A firm jawline, his hair pushed in a messily fashion to the side. He had grow inches since school and had gained weight, now he looked a little less like an insomniac albino.”
POSSESSIONS: “Pulling out her pajamas- a big grey t-shirt and black sweatpants and mismatched socks”
CONNECTION TO CANON: Hermione walks in on Ron cheating on her. She ends up in her childhood neighborhood and conveniently runs into Draco and he already wants to help her. She gives a good sob. He pretty much gets a place to stay and falls asleep watching Toy Story 2 on the television, and then wakes up in Draco's bed. She doesn't question why she's in bed with him, but instead why he's not at the manor. “Got kicked out for not marrying Astoria. Parents said they couldn't live with a blood traitor.” (I don't think that's enough to be labeled a blood traitor, but then we've got yet another story where Ron's cheating.) He asks if she'll be his room mate. She says yes and they go to a cafe. She then gets mad because Draco has a really old cat whose a complete mess. “His matted fur stuck down with dirt and grime, and half of his left ear was torn off.” Gingerbread hot chocolate and watching Toy Story 2 again with Malfoy doesn't sway her. They then bond over bathing the cat because Draco doesn't know how to take care of the cat. She's bawling and they take a trip to Diagon Alley for cat supplies. The bond and she weeps.
ORIGIN: We have one of the most over used plots for the Draco/Hermione pairing.
SPECIAL ABILITIES: Hermione's bawling into the arms of Draco who is convenietnly there for her.
NOTES: The scenario is in no way realistic.
SAMPLE:
Hermione had been standing in the doorway for at least two hours before Ron came back in, finally. He unlocked the door and she jumped up smiling, jumping towards the doorway until she saw what he had in his arm. A tall, thin, blonde girl wearing 6-inch heels and a tight black dress that showed major cleavage was giggling while he pulled her through, showing her to the flat. Hermione froze, instantly in shock. Clutching her stomach, she felt nauseous when she saw the girl kissing Ron, and Ron's hands going straight to her ass.
"That is enough Ronald." Ron snapped his head up in shock and looked Hermione in the eye. Hermione now had her arms crossed, and her eyes burned right through his head with fury. Ters were threatening to fall as she ran upstairs to pack her things. After magically putting everything into her bag, which fit her entire body into it while looking like a clutch, she stomped downstairs, pushed past the blonde, and shoved Ron out of the way, slamming the door whilst.
As she apparated away, she immediately burst into tears. Stumbling down the street with her bag at her side, she held her tears until she finally fell at some cement stairs. She recognized the neighborhood, it was a couple blocks away from her childhood muggle school. She sobbed into her hands, clutching her sides when she started to get cold.
She never noticed the person standing above her until she looked up. A tall man, at least a foot taller than her, stood at the bottom of the staircase with her at his feet. His hands were in his pockets until he reached out to her and helped Hermione up. Sniffing, she realised who it was and pulled away a little.
"What do you want Malfoy?"
.
"I want to help you, whatever is happening. I know we aren't or were the best of friends in school but give me a chance."