Don't forget about the
fanfic contest. Don't ask how I found the
link of the day. It is rather interesting though.
Flashback Sue today is from Halloween 2004. She's a Veronica and related to the Weasley family.
TITLE:
Shaniqua and the deadly stonesPERPETRATOR:
bitchestrynnabemeSUE-O-METER:
(troll)
COVER/BANNER ART: none
SUMMARY:”I had a dream about dis and was liek dis would b cool. PLZ it's my first time, give it a chance- NU FLAMES PLZ”
FULL NAME: shaniqua
SPECIES: bitch (sorry... but it's true)
HAIR: black
EYES: black
MARKINGS: black
POSSESSIONS: black … Sigh... all right, so she has black clothes.
CONNECTION TO CANON: Harry stabs his clone Harry Styles and the Sue screams “TONIGHT YAH LUCKY NIGHT I KNOW U WANT IT”. Harry freaks out and runs away. She cries because he doesn't love her and Dumbledore welcomes her by calling her a hoe. Some chick named Jennifer scares Draco into having a seizure. She punches Harry and gives him another scar.
ORIGIN: The Sue is from the ghetto. Yes... you heard that right. Her family hates her so much that they send her to a boarding school.
SPECIAL ABILITIES: The fact she is in “gryphon door” is hot. She instantly falls in love with Harry Potter.
NOTES: I knew this one was a troll from the summary.
SAMPLE:
My name is shaniqua. My name is shaniqua cuz I am from the ghetto. My family is wizards. I'm muggle. Hell yeah bitches. My family hate me. They send me to boarding school. They send to wizard school. At first I wuz like wuddufu? And then I was like ooh dis school kewl.