3325: Olivia vs. Volldemort

Apr 01, 2014 20:48

Today's entry is sent in by an anonymous minion.

Today's entry is Dark Princess.

TITLE: Olivia vs. Voldemort
PERPETRATOR: jb wife 4eva
SUE-O-METER:

(toxic)
COVER/BANNER ART: I guess the picture is supposed to be Olivia.
SUMMARY:”Olivia is the MOST POPLAR GIRL at harry potters school and she and her best friends must battle voldemort to get the guy she loves But will she win?”
FULL NAME: Olivia Dawn Jessalynn Isabella Moonlighte BIEBER
SPECIES: Need I say? Well... she's little miss popular of course.
HAIR: “I have super long blonde hair that ends at my waist, that looks like a waterfall of liquid gold and ppl tell me that is rlly cute!”
EYES: “I also have really blue eyes that look like Lake Superior (cuz I'm better than everyone else lol)
MARKINGS: “I am really tall like probbly 6 feet tall”
POSSESSIONS: A bff named lesa. Dragon Malloy is wearing Hillister and American Eagle. Another friend named megan.
CONNECTION TO CANON: Her mother drops her off at school despite the fact people take the train to school. Chapter two: She kisses Draco Maoriy, brangs about her getting a date with him and calls HERMIONE AND LUNA nerds... like totally. They call them ugly and... do I have to go any farther? This has no substance to it. There is something about a stupid pregnancy test.
ORIGIN: The writer is trying to be the next My Immortal.
SPECIAL ABILITIES: “I am SO POPULAR LIKE OMG, AND ALL THE GUYS WANT TO DATE ME CUZ I AM SO PRETTY!”

NOTES: I wish troll fic writers wouldn't go this overboard with their grammar and spelling issues. At least they're going overboard just as much with the other stuff.


SAMPLE:

hey guys this is my 1st fanfiction ever so be nice! !''1! Also, thank my bff Rebekka 4 editing this for me.

HelloMy name Is Olivia Dawn Jessalynn Isabella Moonlighte BIEBER (I totally luv him!) I have super long blonde hair that ends at my waist, that looks like a waterfall of liquid gold and ppl tell me that is is rlly cute! I also have really blue eyes that look like Lake Superior (cuz I'm better than everyone else lol)

I am really tall like problly 6 feet tall and I am SO POPULAR LIKE OMG. AND ALL THE GUYS WANT TO DATE ME CUZ I AM SO PRETTY!

Today I walked into school after my mom dropped me off at the school (,like I would take the gross buses). Oh yeah, did I mention me and my friends go to the same school as harry potter?

I met my bff lesa by the math class and we walked to class. Just before I walked in I saw a really hot blonde guy who was wearing a Hollister shirt, and jeans from American Eagle . I knew he was popular right away. His hair was gelled and he looked just like Niall. He looked up at me and said "My Name is Dragon. Dragon Malloy."

So what did you think? Do you like it! TELL ME PLZ I WILL LOVE YOU FOREVER! Btw lesa is based on rebekka my bff i love u girl

o - pepper jack cheese, stu - harry potter, rating - troll

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