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Here is day X. It was sent in by a minion, but I can't remember which one. (When I went to delete the PMs I accidentally deleted the one that sent it in.
TITLE: He Gave Me A Rose
PERPETRATOR: XXXLOLITABAEBXXX
SUE-O-METER:
(toxic)
COVER/BANNER ART: A rose on a black, white and red cover.
FULL NAME: Aneko Granger/Potter/Porter/Portot/Grainer
SPECIES: She's a vegan as well as lolita.
HAIR: Aneko has “blond [hair] with pin dots [that] is way cooler” then Mallorie's black hair Later her “har had purple streaks whitch matched my green puffy satin and lace skirt and my 1000 percent solud gol boots emmensilly”. Then “its dark red platnim blond. And Ive grown it out for ever. Its 15 metteres long and it shins like the moon.”
EYES: I'm not digging for it.
MARKINGS: She has scars where her wrists are slit, or at least she should have these scars.
POSSESSIONS: “I dont even dress goff but in a coll Lolita style thats reel popular in japan. Like today I was wearing a viktorin style dress that was puffy and made of lace so you can see my red bra (it was also lace and really big, cuz I have double DDs) with turkose blue-purple see-thru silk on top of it. I was just lacing up my pure white lace up boots when my dog Yuri (shes a maltease and she cost me 1000 dollaes just to look at) barked at me to walk her.” She's also got a arch enemy named Mallorie. Mallorie apparently has three boyfriends. She's told that they could find her. She then meets Scorpios and goes to Hogwarts. There is al lot about her randomly slitting her wrists and... well, it's just bad.
CONNECTION TO CANON: So the Sue tells us about how she likes to cut herself. She gets into an argument about looks with her arch enemy. She then has to get her hair shaved because she has lice. She goes to the cafeteria, eats and then gets her letter. Everyone finds out that she is a witch despite the fact they shouldn't know that and she goes unsupervized into the bathroom and cuts herself in the bathtub.
ORIGIN: “My dad is Harry Porter and hes like soooooooo kawaii. My mom is named Hermoine and shes not very prettie but really really smart and shes knows everything. They werent marred or anything when they had me but were super drunk and one broken condome latr I came.” Also, “None of my parenys wanted me so I had to go to a house for poor needy and super kawaii orphans like me. They werent nice to me there cuz I was way more pretty then them and they did really mean things to me. Its called Ms. Way's home for girls and its in Toko japan.”
SPECIAL ABILITIES: Let's start with the fact her parents are OoC and decide to abandon her, they also send to her an orphanage half way around the world. She's also got a major attitude problem
NOTES: I decided to give this a troll rating because this is either an elaborate ruse by xXHetaliaLoveXx or she really does have a thirteen year old sister who is trying to get people's attention by writing what she considers to be avant-gardge (my words, not hers) as well as having a lying problem. Both of xXHetaliaLoveXx's accounts on the pit as well as a well known art site clearly state she is from the United States, so I know the writer is lying about living in England.
SAMPLE:
They cried but Ms. Way just brought out a razeor and made them bald. I laughed and whent to the cafteria. It had some bacon and so I ate some. Rite as I was eating my special made turkey braest sandwitch an owl landed on my shoulder. It gave me a note that said "You are summoned to Hogwats magic school." It gave me instructions that a dude was gonna come and get me so I could go to hogwats.
Everybody was looking at me funny. Then Mallorie and her ferinds bust thru the door. "Haha shes a witch. shes going to hell." Everybody laughed at me because of her. They sohuld have ben laughing at Mallori cuz shes bald but she was popular and had 3 boyfriends (Justin, Cody, and Blane) and had sex with all the boys in the city.
I cried and ran to my room. I made a bath, got naked (a/n: I know ur probly thinking gross shit so stop it cuz shes only like 13) and then got in. I slit my rists and drank some of the blodd before I passed out.
TITLE: He Gave Me A Rose
PERPETRATOR: XXXLOLITABAEBXXX
SUE-O-METER:
(toxic)
COVER/BANNER ART: A rose on a black, white and red cover.
FULL NAME: Aneko Granger/Potter/Porter/Portot/Grainer
SPECIES: She's a vegan as well as lolita.
HAIR: Aneko has “blond [hair] with pin dots [that] is way cooler” then Mallorie's black hair Later her “har had purple streaks whitch matched my green puffy satin and lace skirt and my 1000 percent solud gol boots emmensilly”. Then “its dark red platnim blond. And Ive grown it out for ever. Its 15 metteres long and it shins like the moon.”
EYES: I'm not digging for it.
MARKINGS: She has scars where her wrists are slit, or at least she should have these scars.
POSSESSIONS: “I dont even dress goff but in a coll Lolita style thats reel popular in japan. Like today I was wearing a viktorin style dress that was puffy and made of lace so you can see my red bra (it was also lace and really big, cuz I have double DDs) with turkose blue-purple see-thru silk on top of it. I was just lacing up my pure white lace up boots when my dog Yuri (shes a maltease and she cost me 1000 dollaes just to look at) barked at me to walk her.” She's also got a arch enemy named Mallorie. Mallorie apparently has three boyfriends. She's told that they could find her. She then meets Scorpios and goes to Hogwarts. There is al lot about her randomly slitting her wrists and... well, it's just bad.
CONNECTION TO CANON: So the Sue tells us about how she likes to cut herself. She gets into an argument about looks with her arch enemy. She then has to get her hair shaved because she has lice. She goes to the cafeteria, eats and then gets her letter. Everyone finds out that she is a witch despite the fact they shouldn't know that and she goes unsupervized into the bathroom and cuts herself in the bathtub.
ORIGIN: “My dad is Harry Porter and hes like soooooooo kawaii. My mom is named Hermoine and shes not very prettie but really really smart and shes knows everything. They werent marred or anything when they had me but were super drunk and one broken condome latr I came.” Also, “None of my parenys wanted me so I had to go to a house for poor needy and super kawaii orphans like me. They werent nice to me there cuz I was way more pretty then them and they did really mean things to me. Its called Ms. Way's home for girls and its in Toko japan.”
SPECIAL ABILITIES: Let's start with the fact her parents are OoC and decide to abandon her, they also send to her an orphanage half way around the world. She's also got a major attitude problem
NOTES: I decided to give this a troll rating because this is either an elaborate ruse by xXHetaliaLoveXx or she really does have a thirteen year old sister who is trying to get people's attention by writing what she considers to be avant-gardge (my words, not hers) as well as having a lying problem. Both of xXHetaliaLoveXx's accounts on the pit as well as a well known art site clearly state she is from the United States, so I know the writer is lying about living in England.
SAMPLE:
They cried but Ms. Way just brought out a razeor and made them bald. I laughed and whent to the cafteria. It had some bacon and so I ate some. Rite as I was eating my special made turkey braest sandwitch an owl landed on my shoulder. It gave me a note that said "You are summoned to Hogwats magic school." It gave me instructions that a dude was gonna come and get me so I could go to hogwats.
Everybody was looking at me funny. Then Mallorie and her ferinds bust thru the door. "Haha shes a witch. shes going to hell." Everybody laughed at me because of her. They sohuld have ben laughing at Mallori cuz shes bald but she was popular and had 3 boyfriends (Justin, Cody, and Blane) and had sex with all the boys in the city.
I cried and ran to my room. I made a bath, got naked (a/n: I know ur probly thinking gross shit so stop it cuz shes only like 13) and then got in. I slit my rists and drank some of the blodd before I passed out.