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TITLE: Harry Potter and the new girl of mermaids
PERPETRATOR: chiniquarox babbiii111
SUE-O-METER:
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FULL NAME: Lynabequa "Qua" Cheri Chery
SPECIES: Witch
HAIR: blond
EYES: blue
MARKINGS: " wsa like not realy ano but was so skinny so her legs didn tuch at the top and had really nice figure which everyone was so jelous of but probs she was so pretty cuz she was part vampire", "Her lisp were naturally red and hat realu white teeth and tnanned skin (that was the bit fo house elf in her)".
POSSESSIONS: "a short black bandag skirt (which u couldn see under the coat but she wasn slutty hihi) n a nice blue tshirt that said 'mermaid' on it because if she was an animagus she really wanted t be a mermaid cuz they were so cool and watery." An iphone. "she was always wearning the best clothes"
ORIGIN: Learns she is magical in sixth year. Her grandfather, Edward, was a wizard and a vampire. (Clearly Edward Cullen) Her dad is "half house elf".
CONNECTIONS TO CANON: Meets Ginny on the train, and they instantly hate each other. Ginny is rude to her, and apparently smells. She meets Draco and Harry, as well. Harry instantly dumps Ginny when he sees "Qua". He tells her that he loves her. She is creeped out and runs off, but he kinds he and they kiss. She's cool with it because Ginny is a "hoe".
SPECIAL ABILITIES: Part vampire, 1/4 house elf. She is a mermaid animagus. Can run really fast.
NOTES: "Every1 agred cuz she had da best plans and everyone wanted to get away from Ginny cuz she was so uglyt and smelt like rotten fish. Dats probably y harry broke up with her but also cuz he was in love with lynabequa she was so hot and smelt like rasperries in da melting sun."
I wonder what raspberries in the "melting" sun smell like? Acrid? Brunt? Smokey?
Also, Firenze is now "Firenze the unicorn".
SAMPLE:
'Hi im Lynabequa' she said and then she said 'but you can call me Qua cuz that's my nickname'
But then the other gurl looked really ngry and Lynabequa didn noe why n she said no! 'that's a stupid nickcname stupid and I hate you'
It was ginny weasley the biggest hoe at Hogwarts that no one liked exepot harry and no one new why cuz he was so hot nd she was like so ugly and had really gross red hair and it was like gresy cuaze she never washed it and smelt so bad.
'omg shut up you how' said one of the girls (the 1 weith the iphone) 'that's my nickname too she said'
'omg so as ,mine' said a nother gurl and Qua was so weirded out cause like there were 2 other girls with her nickname and wow that was so weid cause Lynabequa was such a cool name.
But Ginny left cuz everyn was called Qua and she bagged it.
'So whats your name then?' said Qua to both the gurls cauz they were all called Qua.
'I'm Rickel' Said one who was really pretty and ha d straight brown hair with green eyes so bright and looked so gorgus cause she was so skinny and had no fat. 'but my nickname comes from my middle name with is Briquelle and my last name is Malfoy.
'omg like draco hes so hot said the other girl' she was blushing cuz it was obvius that Rickel Briquelle was his cusin and that was so weird for her she was like wtf your weird he s so ugly but really he was so hot almost as hot as harry.
'yeah he is my cusin but he dnt no that cuz im in gryfindor n he wuld like not even noe' said Briqu.
'oh wow intro me babe' said the other gurl who hadn't said her name yet she was mysterious with jet black hair and it went to her waist and had really blue eyes that looked so piercing and had two belly button rings and a nose ring and really pretty face. She was Korean and so gwiyeoun.
'that's so embarrass Sparrow' said Ricky who was laughing so hard now cuz she thogut draco was so ugly but he wasn't.
'sorry im Sparrow but my nickjname comes frm my seond name which is Angeliqua' she said nervously hystericly.
'wow so were all quas' said Lynabequa and you dnt even noe what she looks like well she has blond hair and blue eys so pretty and wsa like not realy ano but was so skinny so her legs didn tuch at the top and had really nice figure which everyone was so jelous of but probs she was so pretty cuz she was part vampire and her dad was like a hot lahf house elf and so she was so good looking and at her ol school some kid called mike used to love her and dask er out all the time but she reali loved some other boy so she said no but then she found out she was magic and moved shocols to Hogwarts qnd now she is here.
Her lisp were naturally red and hat realu white teeth and tnanned skin (that was the bit fo house elf in her) and she was always wearning the best clothes.
Just then she went out into the corrydor and sore some people looking around and it was harry.
Suddenly eh broke up with Ginny
'Why' she said and was so sad cuz he was so hot and she was really ugly with red hair and bad freckle and then he was staring at the three quas and Richy was like why is he being so weird usually hes so cool but in her hed so no one could hear it.
Everyone was staring for so long and then ahrry just looked at Lynabequa and was like 'omg' and she was so weirded out cauzs everyone said he was so cold but he was being so weird but he was so hot and so she stayed there just to see him.
He was so musley and had really green eyes and lovely hair which she wanted to just mess up cause it was so perfect and she was so jelous of gnny but then she wasn't cuz he broke up with her and she was crying and stuff but no one cared cause she was a hoe.
'I love you' said harry
'you don noe me!' she said creepily amnd she was so scared so she ran away down the other end of the train and then the other quas found her crying and she just said she wanted to be alone but then ahrry found her and they kissed and she didn feel bad cuz ginnyw as a hoe and then the quas came back and they got to Hogwarts.
TITLE: Harry Potter and the new girl of mermaids
PERPETRATOR: chiniquarox babbiii111
SUE-O-METER:
(troll)
FULL NAME: Lynabequa "Qua" Cheri Chery
SPECIES: Witch
HAIR: blond
EYES: blue
MARKINGS: " wsa like not realy ano but was so skinny so her legs didn tuch at the top and had really nice figure which everyone was so jelous of but probs she was so pretty cuz she was part vampire", "Her lisp were naturally red and hat realu white teeth and tnanned skin (that was the bit fo house elf in her)".
POSSESSIONS: "a short black bandag skirt (which u couldn see under the coat but she wasn slutty hihi) n a nice blue tshirt that said 'mermaid' on it because if she was an animagus she really wanted t be a mermaid cuz they were so cool and watery." An iphone. "she was always wearning the best clothes"
ORIGIN: Learns she is magical in sixth year. Her grandfather, Edward, was a wizard and a vampire. (Clearly Edward Cullen) Her dad is "half house elf".
CONNECTIONS TO CANON: Meets Ginny on the train, and they instantly hate each other. Ginny is rude to her, and apparently smells. She meets Draco and Harry, as well. Harry instantly dumps Ginny when he sees "Qua". He tells her that he loves her. She is creeped out and runs off, but he kinds he and they kiss. She's cool with it because Ginny is a "hoe".
SPECIAL ABILITIES: Part vampire, 1/4 house elf. She is a mermaid animagus. Can run really fast.
NOTES: "Every1 agred cuz she had da best plans and everyone wanted to get away from Ginny cuz she was so uglyt and smelt like rotten fish. Dats probably y harry broke up with her but also cuz he was in love with lynabequa she was so hot and smelt like rasperries in da melting sun."
I wonder what raspberries in the "melting" sun smell like? Acrid? Brunt? Smokey?
Also, Firenze is now "Firenze the unicorn".
SAMPLE:
'Hi im Lynabequa' she said and then she said 'but you can call me Qua cuz that's my nickname'
But then the other gurl looked really ngry and Lynabequa didn noe why n she said no! 'that's a stupid nickcname stupid and I hate you'
It was ginny weasley the biggest hoe at Hogwarts that no one liked exepot harry and no one new why cuz he was so hot nd she was like so ugly and had really gross red hair and it was like gresy cuaze she never washed it and smelt so bad.
'omg shut up you how' said one of the girls (the 1 weith the iphone) 'that's my nickname too she said'
'omg so as ,mine' said a nother gurl and Qua was so weirded out cause like there were 2 other girls with her nickname and wow that was so weid cause Lynabequa was such a cool name.
But Ginny left cuz everyn was called Qua and she bagged it.
'So whats your name then?' said Qua to both the gurls cauz they were all called Qua.
'I'm Rickel' Said one who was really pretty and ha d straight brown hair with green eyes so bright and looked so gorgus cause she was so skinny and had no fat. 'but my nickname comes from my middle name with is Briquelle and my last name is Malfoy.
'omg like draco hes so hot said the other girl' she was blushing cuz it was obvius that Rickel Briquelle was his cusin and that was so weird for her she was like wtf your weird he s so ugly but really he was so hot almost as hot as harry.
'yeah he is my cusin but he dnt no that cuz im in gryfindor n he wuld like not even noe' said Briqu.
'oh wow intro me babe' said the other gurl who hadn't said her name yet she was mysterious with jet black hair and it went to her waist and had really blue eyes that looked so piercing and had two belly button rings and a nose ring and really pretty face. She was Korean and so gwiyeoun.
'that's so embarrass Sparrow' said Ricky who was laughing so hard now cuz she thogut draco was so ugly but he wasn't.
'sorry im Sparrow but my nickjname comes frm my seond name which is Angeliqua' she said nervously hystericly.
'wow so were all quas' said Lynabequa and you dnt even noe what she looks like well she has blond hair and blue eys so pretty and wsa like not realy ano but was so skinny so her legs didn tuch at the top and had really nice figure which everyone was so jelous of but probs she was so pretty cuz she was part vampire and her dad was like a hot lahf house elf and so she was so good looking and at her ol school some kid called mike used to love her and dask er out all the time but she reali loved some other boy so she said no but then she found out she was magic and moved shocols to Hogwarts qnd now she is here.
Her lisp were naturally red and hat realu white teeth and tnanned skin (that was the bit fo house elf in her) and she was always wearning the best clothes.
Just then she went out into the corrydor and sore some people looking around and it was harry.
Suddenly eh broke up with Ginny
'Why' she said and was so sad cuz he was so hot and she was really ugly with red hair and bad freckle and then he was staring at the three quas and Richy was like why is he being so weird usually hes so cool but in her hed so no one could hear it.
Everyone was staring for so long and then ahrry just looked at Lynabequa and was like 'omg' and she was so weirded out cauzs everyone said he was so cold but he was being so weird but he was so hot and so she stayed there just to see him.
He was so musley and had really green eyes and lovely hair which she wanted to just mess up cause it was so perfect and she was so jelous of gnny but then she wasn't cuz he broke up with her and she was crying and stuff but no one cared cause she was a hoe.
'I love you' said harry
'you don noe me!' she said creepily amnd she was so scared so she ran away down the other end of the train and then the other quas found her crying and she just said she wanted to be alone but then ahrry found her and they kissed and she didn feel bad cuz ginnyw as a hoe and then the quas came back and they got to Hogwarts.