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Mar 08, 2010 22:51

TITLE: The Ravenclaw Witch Year One
PERPETRATOR: Noari
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rating - bad, related to lockheart

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realifehiatus March 9 2010, 04:02:29 UTC
for some reason, and i don't know why i'm picturing veruca salt as a HP character, and dumbledore/wonka not giving in to her bullshit.

"but i want a thestral of my own, daddy!

also, kudos for minor amounts of creativity... isn't lockhart's daughter a new one for a sue?

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turtle_yurippe March 10 2010, 11:34:02 UTC
Lockhart's daughter is new, but where the hell did she get those powers then? I mean, come on, Lockhart's daughter?

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Huh. dtenismaboy March 9 2010, 04:02:33 UTC
Lockhart's daughter? Haven't seen that one before.

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Re: Huh. lonewolf_eburg March 9 2010, 05:09:12 UTC
Yeah. Points for originality here.

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Re: Huh. theorclair March 9 2010, 21:40:46 UTC
Although not possible really unless Lockhart impregnated himself.

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Re: Huh. dtenismaboy March 10 2010, 07:11:45 UTC
True...though I could see Rita Skeeter putting up with him for publicity or whatever.
Still doesn't explain why is isn't, you know, insane.

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jaydestarlight March 9 2010, 04:08:40 UTC
I'm shocked that the sue's not in Gryffindor or Slytherin.

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falafelli March 9 2010, 09:22:34 UTC
Still not a Hufflepuff though.
Because, well, [i]nobody[/i] wants to be a Hufflepuff. [/semi-sarcasm]

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falafelli March 9 2010, 09:22:46 UTC
... Coding fail.

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jaydestarlight March 9 2010, 20:18:26 UTC
True.
Why does nobody care about Hufflepuff? Edward Cedric was in Hufflepuff!

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clarinet_geek_ March 9 2010, 04:15:11 UTC
I *facepalm*'d at the "she's more powerful and wiser than Voldemort but is totally not a Sue!" thing, but the idea of even Lockhart's own spawn not being able to stand him amuses me to no end.

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beacon80 March 9 2010, 05:39:40 UTC
The fact that she's more knowledgeable and powerful than Voldemort isn't what makes her a Sue. That she's knowledgeable and powerful at all makes her a Sue. She's just starting Hogwarts! She shouldn't know anything!

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stewiebrittany March 9 2010, 04:17:35 UTC
Bragging doesn't de-Suie-ify your Sue. In fact, it could do just the opposite.

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