0211: Hand Maidens - Princess Rikai
I have a hell of a headache - I'm posting tonight's Sue early and then I'm going to bed.
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TITLE: Hand Maidens
PERPETRATOR: KazenoYama
SUE-O-METER:
(toxic)
FULL NAME: Princess Rikai
SPECIES: Human/Witch
HAIR: 'long auburn hair that fell to her butt' (poetry!)
EYES: 'ice blue eyes that sent shivers up Harry's spine'
MARKINGS: none mentioned
POSESSIONS: Handmaidens. Lots and lots of them.
ORIGIN: She's the princess of some bizarre alternate universe that apparently looks like The Thousand and One Nights, except that everybody has Japanese names. She tried to make a portal to escape, but instead sucked Harry, Ron, and Draco into her world and transformed them into beautiful handmaidens in the process. Yeah.
CONNECTIONS TO CANON: None yet.
SPECIAL ABILITIES: Portal-making, transforming male canon characters into more Mary-Sues (is this how Sues breed?), and something called 'the art of fire'.
NOTES: A gender-swap and a Mary-Sue... why did I pick this fic on a night when I had a headache?
So many questions... why does getting sucked through the portal turn guys into girls? (And will going out by it turn the Princess into a guy? I'd like to see that!) Why does the narrative tense keep changing? Why are Harry and Draco suddenly best friends? What's with the random Japanese names? Why did the author feel it was necessary for Ron to get raped (as is implied at the end of chapter three)? And last but most important...
Why isn't this original fiction? It has dick to do with Harry Potter. -_-
Use your powers for good, Author-Woman!
SAMPLE:
Harry and Ron stood in a large marbled room. They weren't entirely sure what was going on or where they were. The last thing they remembered doing was walking through a simple door but a bright light hit them and here they were. Harry gasped as he stared at Ron. They had changed. Ron turned and looked at him, he gasped but then started to laugh.
"Shut up Ron! You don't look quite like yourself right now either." As Harry said this Ron glanced down and saw that he was in a brass bra and a long blue skirt that fell to the ground with slits up the sides. He was no longer a boy he was now a, dare I say gorgeous, girl. He had longer curly red hair and he had on makeup.
"Ron what's happened to us?" Harry asked as he looked at his revealing outfit. Harry had a maroon cloth wrapped around his, now, large chest. (I couldn't help myself!) He had a long maroon skirt much like Ron's but his ended just below his slender calves. His hair was now long and flowing down his back. He had makeup on too but he found he didn't have his glasses and he could see fine.
"Oh no! I thought I had this thing fixed." A girl gasped. Harry turned and saw a girl with a long orange skirt on and a brass bra on like Ron. She had long auburn hair that fell to her butt. She walked over to the two and gave a 'ha' like sigh. She looked into Harry's bright green eyes and smiled. She had ice blue eyes that sent shivers up Harry's spine. She turned her gaze to Ron who blushed at her but a moment later he remembered he was angry.
"What have you done to us?" Ron asked expectantly with this the girl's smiled faded slightly. Harry noticed that Ron's voice had grown softer and more melodious. Harry tried his own voice again. He wanted to see if his had changed as well.
"Where are we?" Harry asked. His voice had changed, to him it sounded like silver bells ringing softly. He cleared his throat in an attempt to fix the malfunction. The girl smiled again.
"You are in Kanan. I didn't mean to bring you here in fact I was trying to send someone back." She said motioning to a girl that had just entered the room. The girl had long silver blond hair and gray eyes. Harry recognized those eyes. Ron didn't seem to remember those eyes because he waltzed over and started to hit on the slender being.
"You know I'm not like this all the time." He said suavely. The girl snickered slightly.
"I know that, weasel." Ron's eyes grew wide with horror. He jumped back.
"Ferret!" He screamed. Harry found this all slightly amusing. The girl watched and glared at the two.
"Ok boys knock it off."
"How did you know that we were bo- er men." Ron says. He seemed to have set his sights on the auburn haired girl instead. The girl smiled for the third time. Ron blushed again.
"I know because Draco explained to me that my 'magic' had changed his gender. I figured it had to have done the same to you."
"Why did you bring Malfoy here?"
"I was trying to find a way to escape." She said quietly. Ron and Harry looked at one another. The seemed slightly confused. She lived in a giant palace and she was gorgeous. Why would she want to leave? Before either could ask Draco answered.
"She wants to leave because of an arranged marriage. She hates the man with her whole heart. If she refuses to marry him than she will be sacrificed to their God."
"I thought that I might be able to escape if I opened a portal but instead of letting me jump through it sucked Draco in. He said he would help me survive in your world if I could get the portal to work properly."
"This guy has to be really bad if you're willing to go with the ferret." Ron said.
"He is really bad. I only have a few weeks to make up my mind. I need to get this thing up and running by then. Please help me." She pleaded. "I will do anything if you guys can help me." Ron's face lit up.
"Let's get working." Ron said. He grabbed the girl's hand and pulled her out the door. The girl didn't object as she ran with him. Harry and Draco didn't move as they stared at one another.
"So is this where you've been all summer?" Harry asked. Draco nods. "I was really worried." Draco smiled.
"I'm sorry. I couldn't get in touch with you or anything. I was sure that our friendship would suffer but I had to try and help her."
"I understand." Harry said. He and Draco leave the room in search on Ron and the mysterious girl.
Hurry up and vote! Only three more days!
TITLE: Hand Maidens
PERPETRATOR: KazenoYama
SUE-O-METER:
(toxic)
FULL NAME: Princess Rikai
SPECIES: Human/Witch
HAIR: 'long auburn hair that fell to her butt' (poetry!)
EYES: 'ice blue eyes that sent shivers up Harry's spine'
MARKINGS: none mentioned
POSESSIONS: Handmaidens. Lots and lots of them.
ORIGIN: She's the princess of some bizarre alternate universe that apparently looks like The Thousand and One Nights, except that everybody has Japanese names. She tried to make a portal to escape, but instead sucked Harry, Ron, and Draco into her world and transformed them into beautiful handmaidens in the process. Yeah.
CONNECTIONS TO CANON: None yet.
SPECIAL ABILITIES: Portal-making, transforming male canon characters into more Mary-Sues (is this how Sues breed?), and something called 'the art of fire'.
NOTES: A gender-swap and a Mary-Sue... why did I pick this fic on a night when I had a headache?
So many questions... why does getting sucked through the portal turn guys into girls? (And will going out by it turn the Princess into a guy? I'd like to see that!) Why does the narrative tense keep changing? Why are Harry and Draco suddenly best friends? What's with the random Japanese names? Why did the author feel it was necessary for Ron to get raped (as is implied at the end of chapter three)? And last but most important...
Why isn't this original fiction? It has dick to do with Harry Potter. -_-
Use your powers for good, Author-Woman!
SAMPLE:
Harry and Ron stood in a large marbled room. They weren't entirely sure what was going on or where they were. The last thing they remembered doing was walking through a simple door but a bright light hit them and here they were. Harry gasped as he stared at Ron. They had changed. Ron turned and looked at him, he gasped but then started to laugh.
"Shut up Ron! You don't look quite like yourself right now either." As Harry said this Ron glanced down and saw that he was in a brass bra and a long blue skirt that fell to the ground with slits up the sides. He was no longer a boy he was now a, dare I say gorgeous, girl. He had longer curly red hair and he had on makeup.
"Ron what's happened to us?" Harry asked as he looked at his revealing outfit. Harry had a maroon cloth wrapped around his, now, large chest. (I couldn't help myself!) He had a long maroon skirt much like Ron's but his ended just below his slender calves. His hair was now long and flowing down his back. He had makeup on too but he found he didn't have his glasses and he could see fine.
"Oh no! I thought I had this thing fixed." A girl gasped. Harry turned and saw a girl with a long orange skirt on and a brass bra on like Ron. She had long auburn hair that fell to her butt. She walked over to the two and gave a 'ha' like sigh. She looked into Harry's bright green eyes and smiled. She had ice blue eyes that sent shivers up Harry's spine. She turned her gaze to Ron who blushed at her but a moment later he remembered he was angry.
"What have you done to us?" Ron asked expectantly with this the girl's smiled faded slightly. Harry noticed that Ron's voice had grown softer and more melodious. Harry tried his own voice again. He wanted to see if his had changed as well.
"Where are we?" Harry asked. His voice had changed, to him it sounded like silver bells ringing softly. He cleared his throat in an attempt to fix the malfunction. The girl smiled again.
"You are in Kanan. I didn't mean to bring you here in fact I was trying to send someone back." She said motioning to a girl that had just entered the room. The girl had long silver blond hair and gray eyes. Harry recognized those eyes. Ron didn't seem to remember those eyes because he waltzed over and started to hit on the slender being.
"You know I'm not like this all the time." He said suavely. The girl snickered slightly.
"I know that, weasel." Ron's eyes grew wide with horror. He jumped back.
"Ferret!" He screamed. Harry found this all slightly amusing. The girl watched and glared at the two.
"Ok boys knock it off."
"How did you know that we were bo- er men." Ron says. He seemed to have set his sights on the auburn haired girl instead. The girl smiled for the third time. Ron blushed again.
"I know because Draco explained to me that my 'magic' had changed his gender. I figured it had to have done the same to you."
"Why did you bring Malfoy here?"
"I was trying to find a way to escape." She said quietly. Ron and Harry looked at one another. The seemed slightly confused. She lived in a giant palace and she was gorgeous. Why would she want to leave? Before either could ask Draco answered.
"She wants to leave because of an arranged marriage. She hates the man with her whole heart. If she refuses to marry him than she will be sacrificed to their God."
"I thought that I might be able to escape if I opened a portal but instead of letting me jump through it sucked Draco in. He said he would help me survive in your world if I could get the portal to work properly."
"This guy has to be really bad if you're willing to go with the ferret." Ron said.
"He is really bad. I only have a few weeks to make up my mind. I need to get this thing up and running by then. Please help me." She pleaded. "I will do anything if you guys can help me." Ron's face lit up.
"Let's get working." Ron said. He grabbed the girl's hand and pulled her out the door. The girl didn't object as she ran with him. Harry and Draco didn't move as they stared at one another.
"So is this where you've been all summer?" Harry asked. Draco nods. "I was really worried." Draco smiled.
"I'm sorry. I couldn't get in touch with you or anything. I was sure that our friendship would suffer but I had to try and help her."
"I understand." Harry said. He and Draco leave the room in search on Ron and the mysterious girl.