0123: Heero Potter? - Heero Potter
It seems to be pretty common knowledge that nothing can be considered to have a real fandom until somebody has crossed it over with Gundam Wing.
Would anybody out there happen to have any theories about why?
TITLE: Heero Potter?
PERPETRATOR: Ashly
SUE-O-METER:
(awful)
FULL NAME: Heero Potter, or 'Hee-chan'
SPECIES: Human/Wizard
HAIR: not described
EYES: 'Prussian'. Is 'blue' not a fancy enough word for the Mary-Sue author? 'Drop dead gorgeous eyes'
MARKINGS: none mentioned
POSESSIONS: none mentioned
ORIGIN: So Heero is Harry Potter's long-lost twin brother or something (the author claims that Lily was Japanese O.o), and he and the other Gundam pilots are being sent to Hogwarts to protect the students, because OZ and Voldemort have joined forces. Yeah, this is all so plausible.
CONNECTIONS TO CANON: 'Heero Potter'
SPECIAL ABILITIES: Under the circumstances, I'd say magical powers count.
NOTES: Note To Self: Titles that end in question marks are a bad, bad sign.
Normally I limit myself to Sues, not Stus, but in this fic, Heero is so often referred to as 'beautiful' that I have made an exception. Consider Heero an honourary woman for the occasion.
SAMPLE:
"HEERO! YO! HEERO DUDE!" Duo shouted waving a hand in front of Heero.
Heero blinked bringing him out of his thoughts. "What baka?" came his annoyed reply.
"Dude, you were spacing out" The other pilots had all opened and read their letters and now had confused looks on their faces. "Anyways do you guys know anything about this Hogwarts thing? What does it mean school for witchcraft and wizardry? F*ck, is this a joke? Cuz you know, it's not funny. It's just getting in between me and my breakfast."
All pilots shook their heads except Heero who gave a very soft reply that was barely audible.
"I do." Four pairs of eyes turned to Heero at his confession.
He just ignored them. "It's a school for wizards and witches.it's found somewhere in Europe"[1]
The four pairs of eyes widened as four bewildered replies filled the air.
"HAVE YOU GONE CRAZY?!!!!"
"there's no such thing as magic. And if there is, how would you know?
"Heero, please be reasonable....this is no time to joke."
"WHAT?! STOP PLAYING YUY!!!!! MAXWELL!!! YOU HAVE INFLUENCED YUY!!!!! INJUSTICE!!!!!"
Heero just calmly waited for them to settle down.
"There is such thing as magic, I'm not joking....and I know because...I am a wizard" he promptly held up his hand to silence the upcoming replies.
"I didn't tell you because I wasn't allowed to. I really am a wizard. And why I am here....well it's a long story."
"we have all the time in the world Heero, so tell us." Was Duo's command.
Suddenly a beep was heard from the laptop.
Quatre walked over and opened it. Dr. J's image popped up in the screen.
"01 you and the other Gundam pilots will be going to Hogwarts. There you will protect the students. There has been a rumor that OZ and the Dark Lord will be joining forces. Be on your guard." And with that, the screen flick off.
"YUY! What the- Dr. J knows about this 'Hogwarts'? I demand an explanation! NATAKU!" came Wufei's enraged demand.
"Maybe we should all go to the living room for this." Quatre suggested.
They sat down, forming a circle. Cobalt blue, emerald green, light blue, and dark onyx faced the Prussian eyed pilot demanding an answer.
Heero took a deep breath, accepting his fate. "It all started when."
*Flashback*
21 years old [2] James Potter watched as his two sons playing tag. His Prussian [3] eyes watched with a sparkle of happiness and a little of regret.
'It's so sad that they can't play with other kids, but instead with each other since we have to hide from the Dark Lord. But I promise you my sons, after all this you will have a normal life.. I hope'
"What's wrong dear" came a voice behind him.
James turned to his Japanese [4] wife meeting her concerned emerald eyes.
"oh...it's nothing Lily, it's just that instead of hiding the boys can be living normal lives with other kid"
"oh James, stop worrying. I talked to them and they said they're fine with hiding. And after all this we will give them the best and they will have as normal lives as possible."
"If we do live through this that is."
"don't say" came Lily's abrupt command . "of course we will."
"I wouldn't be too sure about that!!!! MWUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!" a dark voice boomed in the air.
The Dark Lord appeared cackling evilly and with that Lily and James ran taking their sons with them. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Scene change~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Lily ran with her two sons upstairs. Her husband had told her to go and take the boys with her. In the background, she could barely here her husband shout in pain then the footsteps that ascended the stairs.
When the door came flying open she then knew it was her end. She just hoped the better for her sons wishing they still have a future.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Scene change~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
The sound of a motorcycle was heard breaking the silence of the night.
It landed and a giant steeped away from it.
"Good evening professors, here are the little tykes."
"Thank you Hagrid." came the reply of the bearded old man as he took one of the little bundles. Specifically the little 2 years old with a scar on his forehead.
"Ah yes. A cursed scar that will serve as a remembrance from Voldemort. He will be great in the future, yes but now we must leave him to his relatives and he will stay low for his own safety." With that, he put the scarred baby in a cradle with a letter attached to it, then put the cradle down on the Dursley's doorstep.
"Professor Dumbledore, where will the other young Potter stay?" the only lady in the group of three asked confused.
"He, my dear professor Mcgonagall, will be joining his uncle Odin and Uncle J in Japan. And there the life of Heero Potter will start."
*End of Flashback*
"Dr. J and Odin told me what I was and everything about magic. Odin used to tell me stories about Hogwarts as replacement for bedtime stories, he said it was much better than telling a story about pigs and wolves and baby stuff. Odin never allowed J to train me saying I was too young but Odin died on one of his missions when I was three and J trained me from then on. The training included magic. I never went to Hogwarts but I know some spells and now I'm going to Hogwarts. Before my only dream was to go to Hogwarts or even just see it but now, the one thing I really want is to know that my twin is doing fine......." a tear fell from Heero's eye, "that he's alright and safe, please, let him be........he's the only one left that's f-....."
Suddenly Prussian eyes hardened and Heero hastily wiped the tear away. He stood up and stiffly walked to the stairs where his room was located but he stopped when he reached the first step. Facing the other pilot he concluded while with "we will be leaving for Hogwarts tomorrow. We will leave the safe house at 0500 hours so I suggest you all pack up. I'll see you all at lunch." With that done, he promptly turned his back on them again and headed upstairs.
All that while 4 huge eyes watched him while their owners never closed their 4 gaping mouths.
Tbc? Should I? Please tell me how was the chapter...please *big huge puppy eyes* I'll give you all Pocky and Heero and Duo and chocolates and lots of money and......*goes on trying to bribe the readers(if there are any that is......)*
~Ashly ^_^
[1] I absolutely have no idea where Hogwarts is located... ^_^;; I mean a lot of people think it's in London but that's not true, you just take the train in London to go there and...*goes on and on her idiotic rambling*
[2] I dunno his age.. ^_^
[3] Yes.I know they're gray but I had to change them...
[4] and yes I know she's not Japanese but I had to...ok I'll stop these author's notes.....
Would anybody out there happen to have any theories about why?
TITLE: Heero Potter?
PERPETRATOR: Ashly
SUE-O-METER:
(awful)
FULL NAME: Heero Potter, or 'Hee-chan'
SPECIES: Human/Wizard
HAIR: not described
EYES: 'Prussian'. Is 'blue' not a fancy enough word for the Mary-Sue author? 'Drop dead gorgeous eyes'
MARKINGS: none mentioned
POSESSIONS: none mentioned
ORIGIN: So Heero is Harry Potter's long-lost twin brother or something (the author claims that Lily was Japanese O.o), and he and the other Gundam pilots are being sent to Hogwarts to protect the students, because OZ and Voldemort have joined forces. Yeah, this is all so plausible.
CONNECTIONS TO CANON: 'Heero Potter'
SPECIAL ABILITIES: Under the circumstances, I'd say magical powers count.
NOTES: Note To Self: Titles that end in question marks are a bad, bad sign.
Normally I limit myself to Sues, not Stus, but in this fic, Heero is so often referred to as 'beautiful' that I have made an exception. Consider Heero an honourary woman for the occasion.
SAMPLE:
"HEERO! YO! HEERO DUDE!" Duo shouted waving a hand in front of Heero.
Heero blinked bringing him out of his thoughts. "What baka?" came his annoyed reply.
"Dude, you were spacing out" The other pilots had all opened and read their letters and now had confused looks on their faces. "Anyways do you guys know anything about this Hogwarts thing? What does it mean school for witchcraft and wizardry? F*ck, is this a joke? Cuz you know, it's not funny. It's just getting in between me and my breakfast."
All pilots shook their heads except Heero who gave a very soft reply that was barely audible.
"I do." Four pairs of eyes turned to Heero at his confession.
He just ignored them. "It's a school for wizards and witches.it's found somewhere in Europe"[1]
The four pairs of eyes widened as four bewildered replies filled the air.
"HAVE YOU GONE CRAZY?!!!!"
"there's no such thing as magic. And if there is, how would you know?
"Heero, please be reasonable....this is no time to joke."
"WHAT?! STOP PLAYING YUY!!!!! MAXWELL!!! YOU HAVE INFLUENCED YUY!!!!! INJUSTICE!!!!!"
Heero just calmly waited for them to settle down.
"There is such thing as magic, I'm not joking....and I know because...I am a wizard" he promptly held up his hand to silence the upcoming replies.
"I didn't tell you because I wasn't allowed to. I really am a wizard. And why I am here....well it's a long story."
"we have all the time in the world Heero, so tell us." Was Duo's command.
Suddenly a beep was heard from the laptop.
Quatre walked over and opened it. Dr. J's image popped up in the screen.
"01 you and the other Gundam pilots will be going to Hogwarts. There you will protect the students. There has been a rumor that OZ and the Dark Lord will be joining forces. Be on your guard." And with that, the screen flick off.
"YUY! What the- Dr. J knows about this 'Hogwarts'? I demand an explanation! NATAKU!" came Wufei's enraged demand.
"Maybe we should all go to the living room for this." Quatre suggested.
They sat down, forming a circle. Cobalt blue, emerald green, light blue, and dark onyx faced the Prussian eyed pilot demanding an answer.
Heero took a deep breath, accepting his fate. "It all started when."
*Flashback*
21 years old [2] James Potter watched as his two sons playing tag. His Prussian [3] eyes watched with a sparkle of happiness and a little of regret.
'It's so sad that they can't play with other kids, but instead with each other since we have to hide from the Dark Lord. But I promise you my sons, after all this you will have a normal life.. I hope'
"What's wrong dear" came a voice behind him.
James turned to his Japanese [4] wife meeting her concerned emerald eyes.
"oh...it's nothing Lily, it's just that instead of hiding the boys can be living normal lives with other kid"
"oh James, stop worrying. I talked to them and they said they're fine with hiding. And after all this we will give them the best and they will have as normal lives as possible."
"If we do live through this that is."
"don't say" came Lily's abrupt command . "of course we will."
"I wouldn't be too sure about that!!!! MWUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!" a dark voice boomed in the air.
The Dark Lord appeared cackling evilly and with that Lily and James ran taking their sons with them. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Scene change~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Lily ran with her two sons upstairs. Her husband had told her to go and take the boys with her. In the background, she could barely here her husband shout in pain then the footsteps that ascended the stairs.
When the door came flying open she then knew it was her end. She just hoped the better for her sons wishing they still have a future.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Scene change~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
The sound of a motorcycle was heard breaking the silence of the night.
It landed and a giant steeped away from it.
"Good evening professors, here are the little tykes."
"Thank you Hagrid." came the reply of the bearded old man as he took one of the little bundles. Specifically the little 2 years old with a scar on his forehead.
"Ah yes. A cursed scar that will serve as a remembrance from Voldemort. He will be great in the future, yes but now we must leave him to his relatives and he will stay low for his own safety." With that, he put the scarred baby in a cradle with a letter attached to it, then put the cradle down on the Dursley's doorstep.
"Professor Dumbledore, where will the other young Potter stay?" the only lady in the group of three asked confused.
"He, my dear professor Mcgonagall, will be joining his uncle Odin and Uncle J in Japan. And there the life of Heero Potter will start."
*End of Flashback*
"Dr. J and Odin told me what I was and everything about magic. Odin used to tell me stories about Hogwarts as replacement for bedtime stories, he said it was much better than telling a story about pigs and wolves and baby stuff. Odin never allowed J to train me saying I was too young but Odin died on one of his missions when I was three and J trained me from then on. The training included magic. I never went to Hogwarts but I know some spells and now I'm going to Hogwarts. Before my only dream was to go to Hogwarts or even just see it but now, the one thing I really want is to know that my twin is doing fine......." a tear fell from Heero's eye, "that he's alright and safe, please, let him be........he's the only one left that's f-....."
Suddenly Prussian eyes hardened and Heero hastily wiped the tear away. He stood up and stiffly walked to the stairs where his room was located but he stopped when he reached the first step. Facing the other pilot he concluded while with "we will be leaving for Hogwarts tomorrow. We will leave the safe house at 0500 hours so I suggest you all pack up. I'll see you all at lunch." With that done, he promptly turned his back on them again and headed upstairs.
All that while 4 huge eyes watched him while their owners never closed their 4 gaping mouths.
Tbc? Should I? Please tell me how was the chapter...please *big huge puppy eyes* I'll give you all Pocky and Heero and Duo and chocolates and lots of money and......*goes on trying to bribe the readers(if there are any that is......)*
~Ashly ^_^
[1] I absolutely have no idea where Hogwarts is located... ^_^;; I mean a lot of people think it's in London but that's not true, you just take the train in London to go there and...*goes on and on her idiotic rambling*
[2] I dunno his age.. ^_^
[3] Yes.I know they're gray but I had to change them...
[4] and yes I know she's not Japanese but I had to...ok I'll stop these author's notes.....