Adventures While Finding A Sue: It is evidence that I spend too much time with boys that
this ficlet made me laugh. LOL PENIS.
Summary: "11 year old Juliana Potter, Harry and Ginnay Potter's daughter, is going to Hogwarts for the first time..." Heh. GINNAY! GINNAAAAAAAY!
Harry Potter Broadway Style by PremzaWitchOfWeirdos (
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The title explains it all. Elton John, Black Eyed Peas, the Veronicas, Delta Goodrem, the Beatles, Queen, Missy Higgings, ABBA, The Ramones, Jessica Simpson... and heaps more to come. He he. Read if you do not wish to DIE!
AUGH NO.
TITLE:
Unplanned Love PERPETRATOR:
SynBabeSUE-O-METER:
(bad)
FULL NAME: Daniella
SPECIES: New girl.
HAIR: "large glossy brown ringlets."
EYES: "liquid amethyst eyes."
MARKINGS: "clear fair complexion, a curvy figure."
POSSESSIONS: "Bohemian-style Hogwarts robe with a small patch on the shoulder that read 'Foreign Exchange: Berlin, Germany'." Also, an inhaler.
ORIGIN: "Ich wohne Berlin," in her words.
CONNECTIONS TO CANON: Hogwarts foreign exchange student!
SPECIAL ABILITIES: Somehow in league with Voldemort.
NOTES: Aw, she has asthma. Thank you, Suethor, for dealing with real problems. "Accio inhaler," even.
It's not half bad. But that means half of it is still bad. She has liquid amethyst eyes. She falls in love with Harry incredibly fast. But she also isn't just OMG NEW GIRL! Sue, she at least has some semblance of a plausible explanation. I can deal with foreign exchange students. That's cool. The German is a little bit "I just found Babblefish! Whee!" for me, but at least she made an attempt. Needs a lot of work on pacing, though, dear lord.
Still. Amethyst eyes. And the cut text.
SAMPLE:
Harry walked down the long corridor of Hogwarts. He was in his 7th year and was aware of danger lurking around the corner.
"Achoo!" a sneeze rang out from around the corner. Daniella sniffed and muttered "Ah, Gott, I find a student exchang program und the first thing I do is catch a cold." She fumbled around in her Bohemian-style Hogwarts robe with a small patch on the shoulder that read "Foreign Exchange: Berlin, Germany". She got a handkerchief out of her pocket...just after she managed to sneeze right on Harry.
Harry looked at his shoulder. "Umm, here." he said getting her a tissue that was in his pants pocket. He started to walk off.
"Danke" Daniella muttered turning bright red. She blew her nose and then ran to catch up with Harry. Once her eyes stopped watering and her nose turned back from red, it was obvious she was an attractive girl. She had large glossy brown ringlets, clear fair complexion, a curvy figure, and liquid amethyst eyes.
"Es tut mir leid! Ah no I mean" she shook her head hopelessly and then said slowly and carefully "I apologize. I didn't mean to sneeze on you." She pulled out her wand and made an elaborate gesture in the air. With a shower of blue and gold sparks a heavy silverish medallion appeared, the German equivalent of a Galleon. "Accept this with my deepest" she turned her head to the side, and let out another sneeze, returning back to crimson again "Apologies" she finished.
"Umm…thanks." he said .He had no idea what this girl was saying at first but that didn't matter. If it wasn't for her hair, Harry would have thought she was part veela.
Daniella held out the medallion to Harry. When he didn't take it she reached out and put the disk into his hand. She turned to leave then suddenly turned back. "Do you know" she said hesitantly "Of anyone I could...ah...what is the word...follow? To understand the school better?"
"Umm, you can follow me .The castle is very big." he said smiling. He looked at the disk in his hand.It looked like nothing he had seen before. "Thanks...Umm...I am Harry Potter. And you are?" he said offering his hand to shake.
She declined her hand, curtsying instead. "Daniella. Ich wohne Berlin." Seeing the confused look on Harry's face she laughed and said "Ah...from Berlin? Germany?"
"Oh yeah." He said. Harry smiled at her. "Well, hello Daniella. Welcome to Hogwarts." Harry looked at the big clock just outside the window. It was time for supper. "Umm, do you know where the Great Hall is? It is time to eat and if you don't then I will take you."
Daniella shook her head. "I need to unpack. Dumbledore has shown me my rooms before now. Thank you" As was custom she gave Harry two quick pecks on either cheek as a farewell, leaving the poor boy stunned as she waltzed down the corridor, humming strains from some obscure German opera.
Harry felt red creeping up to him. He just stood there staring into space. Ron came up to him and waved his hand in front of Harry's face. Harry didn't seem to see his hand. Ron had to kick him hard on the shin to get Harry out of that trance.
Back in her room Daniella busied herself unpacking. Or rather she waved her wand and let the unpacking just...er...happen. She herself went to the window and whistled three long, soft, notes. A hawk crested up to the window. "Ah gut Madchen." she crooned. "Bist du sus?" (more or less Good girl, who is a good girl?) The hawk gently pecked her in return. Daniella clipped a message onto the birds leg and whispered "You know where to go."
Harry walked to the Great Hall with Ron. He told her about Daniella. Ron gasped at the thought of her kissing him on the cheek.
Daniella only had to wait a moment before a familiar red mist filled the room. The form of Voldemort appeared embodied from the mist. He did not look happy, even less so than normal. "Why have you called me?" he hissed "Even though this castle binds me I can still hurt you."
Daniella nodded timidly and hurriedly said "I know. I am sorry, but I have found him, and...and...I cannot do it! I cannot kill him! I ca-" she broke off wheezing terribly. Voldemort had raised his fist and clenched it. "Foolish girl!" he spat. "Do you DARE defy me?" He looked contemptuously at the huddled girl on the floor. "You will do as I say! Not only as your master," he clenched his other fist and Daniella began to turn a purplish blue color "But as your father!" He relaxed his fists and began stalking around her, laughing quietly. "Born with Muggle weakness, this, this asthma! But it has turned to my advantage don't you think? DON'T YOU?" He kicked her, and she hurriedly nodded, still gasping for air. A long laugh later and Voldemort whispered "You will do it. CRUCIO!" and was gone.
Daniella lay huddled in her floor still semi-conscious. Finally she feebly mouthed "Accio inhaler" and fell asleep that night, on the floor, with the Muggle machine frantically opening up her lungs again.