0585: Rune Potter - Rune Potter
Dear Hollywood:
I am on to your evil plot. You're just trying to soften us up so that we won't resist when the aliens invade, riding in big scary plastic robots that look just like Tom Hanks. Nice try, but you'll have to be more subtle next time.
Yours,
pottersues
TITLE: Rune Potter
PERPETRATOR: pain-in-the-ass (sorry, too easy)
SUE-O-METER:
(toxic)
FULL NAME: Rune Potter
SPECIES: human/witch
HAIR: 'very long untidy black hair some of it dragged on the ground'
EYES: 'Her eye’s were bright green the sign of an Evans'
MARKINGS: 'A lighting shaped scar marred the perfectly tanned skin on her forehead.'
POSESSIONS: none mentioned
ORIGIN: The usual Misfired Spell Thing turns Harry into a girl, and then he YELLS A LOT!
CONNECTIONS TO CANON: Was once Harry Potter.
SPECIAL ABILITIES: none mentioned.
NOTES: Let's see... another absurd Sue name, paired with 'Potter'. There are only two things this could be: a long-lost sister or a Taco Show. I honestly don't know which I'd prefer.
One thing's in character, though... TacoShow!Harry talks in ALL CAPS a lot.
Discover magazine had an interesting article on hair a while back. Most animals have a 'set' length to their hair; your domestic shorthair cat doesn't start looking like a Persian if you don't give it regular trims. And it turns out that humans are the same way - the hair on our heads normally doesn't grow longer than about two feet before it's shed. If it gets longer, you either have mutant genes, or your hair's in dreadlocks and so tangled up that it doesn't matter where strands start or end.
You never see Sues with dreadlocks, so I guess they're all mutants.
SAMPLE:
The last things Harry Potter remembered was Draco Malfoy hitting him with a spell, that wasn’t real, at least he didn’t think it was. Harry woke up in the hospital wing a few hours later his body was burning and he had a headache. Madam Promfrey sent Harry back to his dormitory with an order of bed rest.
Harry got up the next morning with the burning was gone but his chest felt oddly heavy. Harry groggily got up and went to the personal bathroom for his dorm. Once in the bathroom he turned the water in the shower to the right temp. He quickly undressed and stepped into the water. Harry grabbed the soap and started to scrub his chest when he felt some things that shouldn’t be there. He let out a scream that woke the whole castle and possibly some of hogsmeade. The other 4 boys who shared the dorm quickly ran into the bathroom. Only to find a very naked female Harry, all 4 got nosebleeds. ( anime style ). Harry walked over the boys and quickly ran to his.. er.. her dresser. Harry grabbed some cloths and quickly put them on. She ran out of the dorm room as many people tried to get in. Harry ran out of the common room and into the hallway. He ran all the way into the Great Hall, Harry searched the Slytherin table before spotting platinum blonde. He ran over to the table grabbed the blonde and shoved him against the wall, and began to punch, and yell.
“WHY YOU MOTHER FUCKING SON OF A BITCH WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO TO ME?!!” At this time she began kicking him. “IF YOU DON’T TELL ME HOW TO FIX THIS RIGHT NOW I SWEAR TO THE GODS I WILL CURSE YOU INTO LAST WEEK!! DO YOU FUCKING HEAR ME?!!!” Harry let Malfoy fall then he whipped out his wand. That’s when Snape stepped into the Great Hall.
“Young Lady, I do not know which house you are from, but I must tell you that...” Snape started, but Harry cut him off.
“SHUT IT SLIME BALL I BET YOU HELPED HIM WITH THAT DAMNED SPELL!” Harry shrieked. Before Snape could give the girl a good tongue lashing Dumbledore walked over to them.
“What in Merlin’s beard is going on here?” He asked clearly annoyed. That’s when Harry started to rant again.
Pointing a accusing at Malfoy she/he started to shout “THAT MOTHER FUCKER CHANGED ME INTO A BLOODY GIRL. AND MALFOY IF YOU LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT ONE MORE TIME I SWEAR TO GOD I’LL CURSE YOUR MANHOOD OFF.” Every one could tell she/he meant it fully.
“Wait,” Dumbledore said holding up a hand to silence her “Who are you, I don’t recognize you.” This only enraged the girl further.
After some calming breathes she said in a scary cold calm voice “I name is ...er... was Harry James Potter. Silence greeted this statement followed by a punch to Malfoy from Harry.
So what’cha think? E-mail me with suggestions and comments.
Next chap: Rune and Mione go shopping for ‘Female items’ poor poor potter hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Everyone in the Great Hall went silent and looked closer at this girl. She had very long untidy black hair some of it dragged on the ground. Her eye’s were bright green the sign of an Evans. Her body was kinda lanky, but obviously had the reflex’s and muscle’s of a Quidditch player. A lighting shaped scar marred the perfectly tanned skin on her forehead. The silence was shattered when the Slytherin’s started to laugh. The whole Slytherin house ( Snape included ) roared with laughed, so Harry with his/her wand still out. “SILENCO!!!” put a huge silencing charm on the lot of them. Now they wanted to kill her/him ( Snape included cause he can’t talk ether ) but Dumbledore had already dragged Harry to the Hospital wing.
Madam Promfrey examined Harry and then took Dumbledore into another room to tell him. Dumbledore came out of her office with a worried look on his face. “I hope that Harry takes this well.”
When Dumbledore spoke he was trying to put it gently “Well, Harry we’ve tried everything we can think of, but I’m afraid to say that there is no counter spell.” He quickly covered his ears for what came next.
“WWWHHHAAAATTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I’M GONNA MURDER MALFOY I SWEAR IT.” The whole castle heard her yell this everyone felt sympathy for Malfoy because everyone knew she really would do something horrible to him short of murder. But still most Gryffindor’s told Malfoy that he deserved this. Slytherin’s still couldn’t talk, no one bothered to reverse the spell, so they were left speechless.
I am on to your evil plot. You're just trying to soften us up so that we won't resist when the aliens invade, riding in big scary plastic robots that look just like Tom Hanks. Nice try, but you'll have to be more subtle next time.
Yours,
pottersues
TITLE: Rune Potter
PERPETRATOR: pain-in-the-ass (sorry, too easy)
SUE-O-METER:
(toxic)
FULL NAME: Rune Potter
SPECIES: human/witch
HAIR: 'very long untidy black hair some of it dragged on the ground'
EYES: 'Her eye’s were bright green the sign of an Evans'
MARKINGS: 'A lighting shaped scar marred the perfectly tanned skin on her forehead.'
POSESSIONS: none mentioned
ORIGIN: The usual Misfired Spell Thing turns Harry into a girl, and then he YELLS A LOT!
CONNECTIONS TO CANON: Was once Harry Potter.
SPECIAL ABILITIES: none mentioned.
NOTES: Let's see... another absurd Sue name, paired with 'Potter'. There are only two things this could be: a long-lost sister or a Taco Show. I honestly don't know which I'd prefer.
One thing's in character, though... TacoShow!Harry talks in ALL CAPS a lot.
Discover magazine had an interesting article on hair a while back. Most animals have a 'set' length to their hair; your domestic shorthair cat doesn't start looking like a Persian if you don't give it regular trims. And it turns out that humans are the same way - the hair on our heads normally doesn't grow longer than about two feet before it's shed. If it gets longer, you either have mutant genes, or your hair's in dreadlocks and so tangled up that it doesn't matter where strands start or end.
You never see Sues with dreadlocks, so I guess they're all mutants.
SAMPLE:
The last things Harry Potter remembered was Draco Malfoy hitting him with a spell, that wasn’t real, at least he didn’t think it was. Harry woke up in the hospital wing a few hours later his body was burning and he had a headache. Madam Promfrey sent Harry back to his dormitory with an order of bed rest.
Harry got up the next morning with the burning was gone but his chest felt oddly heavy. Harry groggily got up and went to the personal bathroom for his dorm. Once in the bathroom he turned the water in the shower to the right temp. He quickly undressed and stepped into the water. Harry grabbed the soap and started to scrub his chest when he felt some things that shouldn’t be there. He let out a scream that woke the whole castle and possibly some of hogsmeade. The other 4 boys who shared the dorm quickly ran into the bathroom. Only to find a very naked female Harry, all 4 got nosebleeds. ( anime style ). Harry walked over the boys and quickly ran to his.. er.. her dresser. Harry grabbed some cloths and quickly put them on. She ran out of the dorm room as many people tried to get in. Harry ran out of the common room and into the hallway. He ran all the way into the Great Hall, Harry searched the Slytherin table before spotting platinum blonde. He ran over to the table grabbed the blonde and shoved him against the wall, and began to punch, and yell.
“WHY YOU MOTHER FUCKING SON OF A BITCH WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO TO ME?!!” At this time she began kicking him. “IF YOU DON’T TELL ME HOW TO FIX THIS RIGHT NOW I SWEAR TO THE GODS I WILL CURSE YOU INTO LAST WEEK!! DO YOU FUCKING HEAR ME?!!!” Harry let Malfoy fall then he whipped out his wand. That’s when Snape stepped into the Great Hall.
“Young Lady, I do not know which house you are from, but I must tell you that...” Snape started, but Harry cut him off.
“SHUT IT SLIME BALL I BET YOU HELPED HIM WITH THAT DAMNED SPELL!” Harry shrieked. Before Snape could give the girl a good tongue lashing Dumbledore walked over to them.
“What in Merlin’s beard is going on here?” He asked clearly annoyed. That’s when Harry started to rant again.
Pointing a accusing at Malfoy she/he started to shout “THAT MOTHER FUCKER CHANGED ME INTO A BLOODY GIRL. AND MALFOY IF YOU LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT ONE MORE TIME I SWEAR TO GOD I’LL CURSE YOUR MANHOOD OFF.” Every one could tell she/he meant it fully.
“Wait,” Dumbledore said holding up a hand to silence her “Who are you, I don’t recognize you.” This only enraged the girl further.
After some calming breathes she said in a scary cold calm voice “I name is ...er... was Harry James Potter. Silence greeted this statement followed by a punch to Malfoy from Harry.
So what’cha think? E-mail me with suggestions and comments.
Next chap: Rune and Mione go shopping for ‘Female items’ poor poor potter hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Everyone in the Great Hall went silent and looked closer at this girl. She had very long untidy black hair some of it dragged on the ground. Her eye’s were bright green the sign of an Evans. Her body was kinda lanky, but obviously had the reflex’s and muscle’s of a Quidditch player. A lighting shaped scar marred the perfectly tanned skin on her forehead. The silence was shattered when the Slytherin’s started to laugh. The whole Slytherin house ( Snape included ) roared with laughed, so Harry with his/her wand still out. “SILENCO!!!” put a huge silencing charm on the lot of them. Now they wanted to kill her/him ( Snape included cause he can’t talk ether ) but Dumbledore had already dragged Harry to the Hospital wing.
Madam Promfrey examined Harry and then took Dumbledore into another room to tell him. Dumbledore came out of her office with a worried look on his face. “I hope that Harry takes this well.”
When Dumbledore spoke he was trying to put it gently “Well, Harry we’ve tried everything we can think of, but I’m afraid to say that there is no counter spell.” He quickly covered his ears for what came next.
“WWWHHHAAAATTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I’M GONNA MURDER MALFOY I SWEAR IT.” The whole castle heard her yell this everyone felt sympathy for Malfoy because everyone knew she really would do something horrible to him short of murder. But still most Gryffindor’s told Malfoy that he deserved this. Slytherin’s still couldn’t talk, no one bothered to reverse the spell, so they were left speechless.