4434: Teddy I'm Pregnant - Victoire Weasley
Title: Teddy I'm Pregnant (Oh no.)
Perpetrator: carolicious14
Sue-O-Meter: Toxic
Cover/Banner Art: None
Summary: “Victoire Weasley was just sixteen years old when she found out she was expecting Teddy's baby. Teddy was starting life out of school and thinking about getting his own flat. Follow Victoire's journey through pregnancy at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.”
Full Name: Victoire Weasley and to some extent Teddy
Species: She’s a stereotypical teenager who makes teenagers her age look like hormonal idiots who only care about sex, alchohal and drugs.
Hair: n/a
Eyes: n/a
Markings: n/a
Possessions: n/a
Connection to Canon: I feel bad for Harry’s son James as he has a traumatizing event of hearing Teddy and Victoire having sex. He then lies for Teddy so Harry does find out For some reason Teddy skipped out on his graduation party to have sex with his girlfriend and nobody really cares, yet nobody suspects anything despite the fact they should. He then invites her to sneak back in because Harry said she couldn’t stay in his room. The second chapter oepns up with Victoire vomiting and thinking it’s just the flu. Because her periods late and Ginny asks if she had sex and they’re far more worried about how Victoire doesn’t want to tell her mother and going woe is poor Victoire. There isn’t a single lecture and Victoire announces she’s pregnant simply because she missed her period. They’ve not confirmed she’s pregnant, she tells Teddy in front of everyone and Harry gets pissed so Teddy gets the lecture. (While I don’t agree with the idea of men not being held accountable because it takes two to make a baby I don’t agree with Victoria getting off without a lecture.) Victoria then realizes she didn’t take a test and then confirms it with a test. (Does anybody else think that this girl shouldn’t be a mother?) It’s still all on Teddy and he’s made to make an unbreakable vow. (So, I was only going to give this an awful rating because I thought it was just going to be your normal fluffy piece where the girl has a baby, but then the writer goes and pulls the picking on the guy card because all guys are evil. It gets a toxic.) She then proceeds to get a ton of special treatment like McGonagall allowing Teddy to stay despite graduating and she tells her friend Adriana Lopez she can’t smoke weed and Ade figures out she’s pregnant. By forth chapter I’m left wondering why Teddy’s even dating her and thinking he should get sole custody of the child. The forth chapter has Ade giggling and saying, “I tried to kill myself, haha I took pretty blue pills.” She got her stomach pumped. Fifth chapter is about Vic asking her friend Ade if she’s slept with her boyfriend despite knowing where that landed her. I thought Ted was at Hogwarts, now he’s not, but he’s apparating there. They’re talking about marriage. She starts whining about what she thinks and decides that because that’s what everyone else wants that they shouldn’t because she’s not yet out of school. When asked if she wants to marry Teddy she says “I do but not now.” She flus home and tells her father off. Apparently for Billy it’s all about the Weasley name. She finally relents and asks about the budget and finds out she gets none. Teddy proposes to her in front of the other students in the Great Hall. They’ve already decided to call the child College Nicole, and she’s now got an Emerald ring.
Origin: The writer’s mind is focused on sex and babies. Thankfully this one isn’t an M rated story or even MA for that matter.
Special Abilities: Let’s get something clear here. There are other reasons for missing your period, so Victoire assuming she is pregnant and Ginny not double checking this is stupid, but she goes and tells Teddy it’s true. Chapter five reveals she’s a member of Slug Club because the rules have changed, and anybody can get in. (That defeats the purpose of the club people, but getting pregnant would have gotten both her and Teddy kicked for very similar reasons.)
Notes: It’s bad when I know where the story is going to go with just the title. Except, I didn’t. The story was actually worse than I suspected, but I was far from thrilled that the writer refused to take any of the serious subject matter seriously. It’s disturbing there are no real consequences for Victoire, but I want someone to slap some sense into and stop acting like a child and treating the whole think like a game.
Sample:
"Teddy we're not supposed to be here, stop'' giggled Victoire as Teddy sucked on her neck.
The celebration of Teddy's graduation had started at Potter Manor. Drinks were being served as nobody suspected the young couple had left for some private time. The Manor smelled like firewhisky had been poured all over the dining room.
James Sirius Potter noticed the couple was missing and decided to walk upstairs. He walked along the long hallway of bedrooms and stopped in front of a certain blue door. James pressed his ear against the door and heard moans and loud banging coming from the inside of the room.
"Teddy don't stop'' moaned Victoire.
Perpetrator: carolicious14
Sue-O-Meter: Toxic
Cover/Banner Art: None
Summary: “Victoire Weasley was just sixteen years old when she found out she was expecting Teddy's baby. Teddy was starting life out of school and thinking about getting his own flat. Follow Victoire's journey through pregnancy at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.”
Full Name: Victoire Weasley and to some extent Teddy
Species: She’s a stereotypical teenager who makes teenagers her age look like hormonal idiots who only care about sex, alchohal and drugs.
Hair: n/a
Eyes: n/a
Markings: n/a
Possessions: n/a
Connection to Canon: I feel bad for Harry’s son James as he has a traumatizing event of hearing Teddy and Victoire having sex. He then lies for Teddy so Harry does find out For some reason Teddy skipped out on his graduation party to have sex with his girlfriend and nobody really cares, yet nobody suspects anything despite the fact they should. He then invites her to sneak back in because Harry said she couldn’t stay in his room. The second chapter oepns up with Victoire vomiting and thinking it’s just the flu. Because her periods late and Ginny asks if she had sex and they’re far more worried about how Victoire doesn’t want to tell her mother and going woe is poor Victoire. There isn’t a single lecture and Victoire announces she’s pregnant simply because she missed her period. They’ve not confirmed she’s pregnant, she tells Teddy in front of everyone and Harry gets pissed so Teddy gets the lecture. (While I don’t agree with the idea of men not being held accountable because it takes two to make a baby I don’t agree with Victoria getting off without a lecture.) Victoria then realizes she didn’t take a test and then confirms it with a test. (Does anybody else think that this girl shouldn’t be a mother?) It’s still all on Teddy and he’s made to make an unbreakable vow. (So, I was only going to give this an awful rating because I thought it was just going to be your normal fluffy piece where the girl has a baby, but then the writer goes and pulls the picking on the guy card because all guys are evil. It gets a toxic.) She then proceeds to get a ton of special treatment like McGonagall allowing Teddy to stay despite graduating and she tells her friend Adriana Lopez she can’t smoke weed and Ade figures out she’s pregnant. By forth chapter I’m left wondering why Teddy’s even dating her and thinking he should get sole custody of the child. The forth chapter has Ade giggling and saying, “I tried to kill myself, haha I took pretty blue pills.” She got her stomach pumped. Fifth chapter is about Vic asking her friend Ade if she’s slept with her boyfriend despite knowing where that landed her. I thought Ted was at Hogwarts, now he’s not, but he’s apparating there. They’re talking about marriage. She starts whining about what she thinks and decides that because that’s what everyone else wants that they shouldn’t because she’s not yet out of school. When asked if she wants to marry Teddy she says “I do but not now.” She flus home and tells her father off. Apparently for Billy it’s all about the Weasley name. She finally relents and asks about the budget and finds out she gets none. Teddy proposes to her in front of the other students in the Great Hall. They’ve already decided to call the child College Nicole, and she’s now got an Emerald ring.
Origin: The writer’s mind is focused on sex and babies. Thankfully this one isn’t an M rated story or even MA for that matter.
Special Abilities: Let’s get something clear here. There are other reasons for missing your period, so Victoire assuming she is pregnant and Ginny not double checking this is stupid, but she goes and tells Teddy it’s true. Chapter five reveals she’s a member of Slug Club because the rules have changed, and anybody can get in. (That defeats the purpose of the club people, but getting pregnant would have gotten both her and Teddy kicked for very similar reasons.)
Notes: It’s bad when I know where the story is going to go with just the title. Except, I didn’t. The story was actually worse than I suspected, but I was far from thrilled that the writer refused to take any of the serious subject matter seriously. It’s disturbing there are no real consequences for Victoire, but I want someone to slap some sense into and stop acting like a child and treating the whole think like a game.
Sample:
"Teddy we're not supposed to be here, stop'' giggled Victoire as Teddy sucked on her neck.
The celebration of Teddy's graduation had started at Potter Manor. Drinks were being served as nobody suspected the young couple had left for some private time. The Manor smelled like firewhisky had been poured all over the dining room.
James Sirius Potter noticed the couple was missing and decided to walk upstairs. He walked along the long hallway of bedrooms and stopped in front of a certain blue door. James pressed his ear against the door and heard moans and loud banging coming from the inside of the room.
"Teddy don't stop'' moaned Victoire.