3545: Ozzie Potter and the Magical Outback - Ozzie Potter
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Today is the first day of Australia week!
TITLE: Ozzie Potter and the Magical Outback
PERPETRATOR: DracoGinny4ever
SUE-O-METER: Bad
COVER/BANNER ART:
SUMMARY:”In the dingy broom cupboard of an affluent Sydney suburb, a young Australian boy discovers he's a wizard.”
FULL NAME: Ozzie Potter
SPECIES: Harry Potter knockoff
HAIR: n/a
EYES: n/a
MARKINGS:
POSSESSIONS: He has a broom cupboard for a room.
CONNECTION TO CANON: He's got to go to the basement to get his cousin's school robes, and he has to face a monster.
ORIGIN: Australia of course!
SPECIAL ABILITIES:
NOTES: Can you call this a parody? The writer labeled it as a parody, but what they're trying to parody isn't clear.
SAMPLE:
"Oswald Potter! You get out here this ruddy minute and get your cousin's school robes out of the basement! He's frightened the Redbacks will try to bite him again, and you had ought to be used to them by now!"
It was true. Ozzie had developed a particular apathy towards spiders. He did, after all, live in a broom cupboard, which would be spider-ridden at best in any normal country. This particular broom cupboard, however, was in Australia. Rather than be terrified of the behemoth arachnids, he had simply learned to embrace them. Figuratively, of course.
"Coming, Aunt Wattle," he answered glumly, picking off a huntsman the size of his face from the front of his pajamas.
- Flashback Sue... oh, that one...
Today is the first day of Australia week!
TITLE: Ozzie Potter and the Magical Outback
PERPETRATOR: DracoGinny4ever
SUE-O-METER: Bad
COVER/BANNER ART:
SUMMARY:”In the dingy broom cupboard of an affluent Sydney suburb, a young Australian boy discovers he's a wizard.”
FULL NAME: Ozzie Potter
SPECIES: Harry Potter knockoff
HAIR: n/a
EYES: n/a
MARKINGS:
POSSESSIONS: He has a broom cupboard for a room.
CONNECTION TO CANON: He's got to go to the basement to get his cousin's school robes, and he has to face a monster.
ORIGIN: Australia of course!
SPECIAL ABILITIES:
NOTES: Can you call this a parody? The writer labeled it as a parody, but what they're trying to parody isn't clear.
SAMPLE:
"Oswald Potter! You get out here this ruddy minute and get your cousin's school robes out of the basement! He's frightened the Redbacks will try to bite him again, and you had ought to be used to them by now!"
It was true. Ozzie had developed a particular apathy towards spiders. He did, after all, live in a broom cupboard, which would be spider-ridden at best in any normal country. This particular broom cupboard, however, was in Australia. Rather than be terrified of the behemoth arachnids, he had simply learned to embrace them. Figuratively, of course.
"Coming, Aunt Wattle," he answered glumly, picking off a huntsman the size of his face from the front of his pajamas.