3526: Dimond 4 Eva! - see entry
- The link of the day is How to Avoid Making Characters OOC in Fanfiction.
- Flashback Sue
R is for... R&R. There is the second of the many R's.
TITLE: Dimond 4Eva!
PERPETRATOR: Night Diamond Forever
SUE-O-METER: Way to obvious troll, so the Troll rating it gets.
COVER/BANNER ART: They scribbled over a picture of a diamond for their cover, maybe their avatar.
SUMMARY:”Find ut whoe Di0mind is in dis kool buk! Evy1 luvs her@! yummi romunce senes dat r secsy! maek ssure to reed it! lololol (mi bf s dick made mi accunt fur mi so im just yousing it now!) lso i have dysexya su dont flam mi ferst buuk! REEED MI CODE BLAKC FIC!”
FULL NAME: Diamond-rub ROse death ellen anneTte barbie LAUREL smith
SPECIES:
HAIR: “long blue haor dat reeches down 2 my toes”
EYES: I ..have eyz dat change colur byt tdey are mustly prple or blue or sometimze ranbow but usully just pURple.
MARKINGS:
POSSESSIONS: “rite now im wering a skrt dat dusnt cuver mi but and a. bkini top cuz im so hat dat i dun need to were much clots. By chapter two she's got “6 gys hoo like me”, “jace, hrry, voldm5trtt, dracko, da hot gy who kissd me (his name was edrd culln) nd dmbwelsroe. HOO SHD I CHOSE.” Oh wait, that was chapter two, and there is
CONNECTION TO CANON: First chapter, intro. Second house, she gets sorted into the same house by Dumbledore pushing a button on the hat.
ORIGIN: “my gradma shez relly mean”
SPECIAL ABILITIES:
NOTES: Found this on the Troll's lovely profile. “HAI GUYZ ME ND MY FREND ZEPHY R DOING DESE QUESTIUN THINGYS ON OUR PROFILS TOGETHR. WER IN DA SAME ELGISH CLASS WIF MR JONSSON ND WE DO FICKS TOGEHTR. NJOY ND DONT FLAM BC I HAF DYSELZA ND SOMETEMS 'SEPCIAL NEDZ' WHADVER DA HELL DAT IS.”
Please, if you want to write like a dyslexic writer, then actually learn how they write rather then assuming you're doing it right. Isn't one of the first thing a student is taught to use spell check.
SAMPLE:
CHARIFNE 1
Hi my namez Diamond-ruby ROse death ellen anneTte barbie LAUREL smith i have long blue haor dat reeches down 2 my tose. i ..have eyz dat change colur but dey are mustly prple or blu or sometimze ranbow but usully just pURple., rite now im wering a skrt dat dusnt cuver mi but and a. bkini tup cuz im so hat dat i dun need to were much clots..
im 12 nd i liv wih my grandma shez relly mean an she can t evne heer i hafta livf unda de stars in dis littel cabnit tingy wif dis uther guy whos gut blak hare and wev boh got dez scars on our freheds
wll antwas der was dif guy AN HE haf lutsa hier and beerds and he waf rilly big so he tuk us t...o 2 dif biggg castel and dere was dis gy nammd::!:!
- Flashback Sue
R is for... R&R. There is the second of the many R's.
TITLE: Dimond 4Eva!
PERPETRATOR: Night Diamond Forever
SUE-O-METER: Way to obvious troll, so the Troll rating it gets.
COVER/BANNER ART: They scribbled over a picture of a diamond for their cover, maybe their avatar.
SUMMARY:”Find ut whoe Di0mind is in dis kool buk! Evy1 luvs her@! yummi romunce senes dat r secsy! maek ssure to reed it! lololol (mi bf s dick made mi accunt fur mi so im just yousing it now!) lso i have dysexya su dont flam mi ferst buuk! REEED MI CODE BLAKC FIC!”
FULL NAME: Diamond-rub ROse death ellen anneTte barbie LAUREL smith
SPECIES:
HAIR: “long blue haor dat reeches down 2 my toes”
EYES: I ..have eyz dat change colur byt tdey are mustly prple or blue or sometimze ranbow but usully just pURple.
MARKINGS:
POSSESSIONS: “rite now im wering a skrt dat dusnt cuver mi but and a. bkini top cuz im so hat dat i dun need to were much clots. By chapter two she's got “6 gys hoo like me”, “jace, hrry, voldm5trtt, dracko, da hot gy who kissd me (his name was edrd culln) nd dmbwelsroe. HOO SHD I CHOSE.” Oh wait, that was chapter two, and there is
CONNECTION TO CANON: First chapter, intro. Second house, she gets sorted into the same house by Dumbledore pushing a button on the hat.
ORIGIN: “my gradma shez relly mean”
SPECIAL ABILITIES:
NOTES: Found this on the Troll's lovely profile. “HAI GUYZ ME ND MY FREND ZEPHY R DOING DESE QUESTIUN THINGYS ON OUR PROFILS TOGETHR. WER IN DA SAME ELGISH CLASS WIF MR JONSSON ND WE DO FICKS TOGEHTR. NJOY ND DONT FLAM BC I HAF DYSELZA ND SOMETEMS 'SEPCIAL NEDZ' WHADVER DA HELL DAT IS.”
Please, if you want to write like a dyslexic writer, then actually learn how they write rather then assuming you're doing it right. Isn't one of the first thing a student is taught to use spell check.
SAMPLE:
CHARIFNE 1
Hi my namez Diamond-ruby ROse death ellen anneTte barbie LAUREL smith i have long blue haor dat reeches down 2 my tose. i ..have eyz dat change colur but dey are mustly prple or blu or sometimze ranbow but usully just pURple., rite now im wering a skrt dat dusnt cuver mi but and a. bkini tup cuz im so hat dat i dun need to were much clots..
im 12 nd i liv wih my grandma shez relly mean an she can t evne heer i hafta livf unda de stars in dis littel cabnit tingy wif dis uther guy whos gut blak hare and wev boh got dez scars on our freheds
wll antwas der was dif guy AN HE haf lutsa hier and beerds and he waf rilly big so he tuk us t...o 2 dif biggg castel and dere was dis gy nammd::!:!