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[potteritis]

Believe it or not, I've actually finished all my summer homework. No, I'm not joking and, yes, this is the real Harry.

I figured since the Dursleys were just going to lock up my books, wand, and every other magical possession I have, I may as well do my homework and then have them lock away my books than spend all summer picking the lock to

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[mischief_x2]

We can send you something SAFE, Harry. It'll be without curses, hexes, and other pranks. We promise!

Though, don't open the purple sack! That's for your cousin to enjoy when he ... finds it.

[potteritis]

Wait, wait, wait. Guys, if you're sending anything for Dudley to enjoy, can you hold off on it until I'm leaving? You know they'll blame me.

[mischief_x2]

You mean we have to wait the entire summer? That's torture!

[potteritis]

Oh Merlin, no. I am not staying here the whole summer. I'm going to... er... that place. To do that thing. That I can't talk about on vu. I'll tell you guys when I'm leaving.

[mischief_x2]

Great! Let us know the day before you leave so we can owl you the ... package and then you can leave it out before you leave.

[potteritis]

I'll be sure to do that so long as you send the food as soon as humanly possible.

[mischief_x2]

Food? You mean the food we just sent out?

[potteritis]

...I love you guys. I always said you were my favorite Weasleys. Well, when Ron isn't within earshot.

[mischief_x2]

Why thank you, Harry! You're our favorite Potter.

[potteritis]

Thanks, I think.

[rons_on_fire]

Oi!

[potteritis]

And by that I meant Ron is my favorite Weasley all the time.

[rons_on_fire]

That's what I thought you meant.

[potteritis]

I'm sorry if I said anything to give you the wrong impression. You know me and my habit of not thinking before I speak.