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Believe it or not, I've actually finished all my summer homework. No, I'm not joking and, yes, this is the real Harry.
I figured since the Dursleys were just going to lock up my books, wand, and every other magical possession I have, I may as well do my homework and then have them lock away my books than spend all summer picking the lock to finish one assignment at a time.
So, last night, I retrieved all my books and finished my homework. Hermione would be proud.
Also, I didn't think it was possible, but I'm pretty sure that Dudley resembles a small blimp now rather than a baby elephant like I originally thought. That diet thing? Yeah, not working. Especially since he's been keeping a stash of chocolate under this bed (right next to the cigarettes). I'd out him to Aunt Petunia, but I'm sure she'd blame me for corrupting him.
I really wouldn't care, but she might take the chocolate and that's the only edible thing left in the house.
So, hey, any friends of mine out there, if you could be so kind as to send me some actual food, I'd love you forever because I am really sick of eating two pieces of baby carrots for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
I figured since the Dursleys were just going to lock up my books, wand, and every other magical possession I have, I may as well do my homework and then have them lock away my books than spend all summer picking the lock to finish one assignment at a time.
So, last night, I retrieved all my books and finished my homework. Hermione would be proud.
Also, I didn't think it was possible, but I'm pretty sure that Dudley resembles a small blimp now rather than a baby elephant like I originally thought. That diet thing? Yeah, not working. Especially since he's been keeping a stash of chocolate under this bed (right next to the cigarettes). I'd out him to Aunt Petunia, but I'm sure she'd blame me for corrupting him.
I really wouldn't care, but she might take the chocolate and that's the only edible thing left in the house.
So, hey, any friends of mine out there, if you could be so kind as to send me some actual food, I'd love you forever because I am really sick of eating two pieces of baby carrots for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.