YOU MAKE ME FEEL LIKE I'M FURIOUS AGAIN
GOD, I'M SO ANGRY.
THE STUPID MUGGLE STUDIES PROFESSOR KEEPS FOLLOWING ME AROUND. I'M STARTING TO GET REALLY UPSET WITH HER. WHAT'S HER DEAL? I DON'T KNOW WHO SHE THINKS SHE IS, BUT SHE'S GETTING IN THE WAY OF VERY IMPORTANT STUDIES.
WELL, SHE'S GIVEN ME A BIT OF HELP ON ONE OF MY ESSAYS, BUT I'M NOT EVEN IN MUGGLE STUDIES.
I MEAN, I DON'T EVEN KNOW HER NAME.
IT'S JUST, 'HEY HARRY! I'M ANNOYING AND PERSEVERE FAR TOO MUCH FOR ANYBODY'S GOOD; FEEL LIKE TELLING ME ABOUT YOUR PARENTS? ER, WHAT ABOUT IF I GIVE YOU HOT COCOA? NOT A COCOA PERSON? ER, TEA? TEA THEN? NO?' I MEAN I THINK SHE LISTED ALL THE BEVERAGES THAT ACTUALLY EXIST BEFORE I AGREED TO COME WITH HER JUST SO SHE'D SHUT UP, AND THEN I HAD TO TELL HER ABOUT MY PARENTS.
AND THEN SHE KEPT ASKING ME QUESTIONS TO WHICH I DIDN'T KNOW THE ANSWERS. I DON'T GET IT. IT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE. SHE'S ASKING ME QUESTIONS ABOUT MY LIFE, AND THEN WHEN I DON'T KNOW THE ANSWERS, SHE GETS ALL ANGRY. I MEAN, GEE, I WASN'T EXPECTING THE SPANISH INQUISITION WHEN I WENT IN THERE. DOES ANYBODY KNOW IF SHE'S RELATED TO TORQUEMADA? BECAUSE SHE TRIED BRIBING ME THIS TIME, BUT I'M AFRAID NEXT TIME SHE'LL TRY SOMETHING LIKE THUMBSCREWS. I NEVER QUITE UNDERSTOOD WHY ANYBODY WOULD BOTHER LEARNING HOW TO DO THE CRUCIATUS CURSE WHEN IT'S EASIER TO GET A THUMBSCREW.
SEE, I ALREADY KNOW LOADS ABOUT MUGGLES, I DON'T NEED THE MUGGLE STUDIES TEACHER HARANGUING ME ALL THE TIME!
SERIOUSLY, GUYS, SERIOUSLY, I'M GETTING REALLY UPSET HERE.
NOT ONLY THAT, BUT I HAVEN'T CHECKED MY E-MAIL IN AGES, AND IT'S STARTING TO GAIN ON ME. THIS WHOLE 'HARRY POTTER HAS AN E-MAIL ADDRESS' GIMMICK IS NOT WORKING OUT TO MY BENEFIT.
BACK TO THE CUPBOARD AGAIN, I GUESS.
IF ANY OF YOU NEED ME, YOU KNOW WHERE TO FIND ME, BUT DON'T TELL PROFESSOR MCTORQUEMADA BECAUSE I READ A BOOK ABOUT CHINESE TORTURE ONCE AND YOU DO NOT WANT TO FUCK WITH ME.
THE STUPID MUGGLE STUDIES PROFESSOR KEEPS FOLLOWING ME AROUND. I'M STARTING TO GET REALLY UPSET WITH HER. WHAT'S HER DEAL? I DON'T KNOW WHO SHE THINKS SHE IS, BUT SHE'S GETTING IN THE WAY OF VERY IMPORTANT STUDIES.
WELL, SHE'S GIVEN ME A BIT OF HELP ON ONE OF MY ESSAYS, BUT I'M NOT EVEN IN MUGGLE STUDIES.
I MEAN, I DON'T EVEN KNOW HER NAME.
IT'S JUST, 'HEY HARRY! I'M ANNOYING AND PERSEVERE FAR TOO MUCH FOR ANYBODY'S GOOD; FEEL LIKE TELLING ME ABOUT YOUR PARENTS? ER, WHAT ABOUT IF I GIVE YOU HOT COCOA? NOT A COCOA PERSON? ER, TEA? TEA THEN? NO?' I MEAN I THINK SHE LISTED ALL THE BEVERAGES THAT ACTUALLY EXIST BEFORE I AGREED TO COME WITH HER JUST SO SHE'D SHUT UP, AND THEN I HAD TO TELL HER ABOUT MY PARENTS.
AND THEN SHE KEPT ASKING ME QUESTIONS TO WHICH I DIDN'T KNOW THE ANSWERS. I DON'T GET IT. IT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE. SHE'S ASKING ME QUESTIONS ABOUT MY LIFE, AND THEN WHEN I DON'T KNOW THE ANSWERS, SHE GETS ALL ANGRY. I MEAN, GEE, I WASN'T EXPECTING THE SPANISH INQUISITION WHEN I WENT IN THERE. DOES ANYBODY KNOW IF SHE'S RELATED TO TORQUEMADA? BECAUSE SHE TRIED BRIBING ME THIS TIME, BUT I'M AFRAID NEXT TIME SHE'LL TRY SOMETHING LIKE THUMBSCREWS. I NEVER QUITE UNDERSTOOD WHY ANYBODY WOULD BOTHER LEARNING HOW TO DO THE CRUCIATUS CURSE WHEN IT'S EASIER TO GET A THUMBSCREW.
SEE, I ALREADY KNOW LOADS ABOUT MUGGLES, I DON'T NEED THE MUGGLE STUDIES TEACHER HARANGUING ME ALL THE TIME!
SERIOUSLY, GUYS, SERIOUSLY, I'M GETTING REALLY UPSET HERE.
NOT ONLY THAT, BUT I HAVEN'T CHECKED MY E-MAIL IN AGES, AND IT'S STARTING TO GAIN ON ME. THIS WHOLE 'HARRY POTTER HAS AN E-MAIL ADDRESS' GIMMICK IS NOT WORKING OUT TO MY BENEFIT.
BACK TO THE CUPBOARD AGAIN, I GUESS.
IF ANY OF YOU NEED ME, YOU KNOW WHERE TO FIND ME, BUT DON'T TELL PROFESSOR MCTORQUEMADA BECAUSE I READ A BOOK ABOUT CHINESE TORTURE ONCE AND YOU DO NOT WANT TO FUCK WITH ME.