HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO...OH WAIT, WHO?
OKAY, I'M NOT HAPPY.
I WAITED ALL OF MY BIRTHDAY FOR SOME BIRTHDAY WISHES, OR SOME BIRTHDAY PRESENTS, OR SOMETHING, AND THE ONLY PERSON WHO SAYS HAPPY BIRTHDAY IS LOOKSCOMEFIRST?
WHAT HAPPENED?
SHE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE ME!
I ACTUALLY SUSPECT SHE WAS TRYING TO KILL ME, AND IT VERY NEARLY WORKED. A MAN WITH A WEAKER HEART WOULD'VE DIED.
HERE'S THE LIST OF PEOPLE ON LIVEJOURNAL WHO HAVEN'T GIVEN ME GIFTS OR BIRTHDAY WISHES:
abbotts_habits, acridturpintine, albuspresley, alpha_aconite, alwayspms, boogiedownvince, cedeadric, cleverlyanthony, cornered_beef, deanosovirtuoso, deranged_gofer, dracoisyourking, drunkirishdude, flishandswick, girlpowerkthx, grrgoyle, hardlyinit, harvestnarcissi, hufflepuff4life, iloatheyouall, insectintegrity, knot_a_nott, livestoserve, mcquidditch, mynoseisfine, no_opinion, nothisbitch, ohohohwoe, paparazzi_colin, pious_zacharias, plugsplugsplugs, prefectlyernie, purebloodyay, putasockinit, reallyquiteevil, shouldteachdada, slytherinthingy, spidersmustdie, stolen_marbles, tart_in_tartan, terryclothrags, ur_so_vane, vacuousbeefcake, veryverysmart
IF YOU ARE ON THAT LIST...FOR SHAME!
IT'S THE THOUGHT THAT COUNTS, GUYS, GEESH. WHEN PARVATI PATIL'S THE ONLY PERSON WHO GIVES ME BIRTHDAY WISHES...COME TO THINK OF IT, MAYBE YOU GUYS HAVEN'T BECAUSE THIS MEANS THAT THE END HAS FINALLY COME.
THAT WOULD EXPLAIN IT.
OH, AND BY THE WAY, NEVILLE, DID YOU GET THE BIRTHDAY FLOWERS I SENT YOU? I DIDN'T TRUST THAT OWL. WHEN IT BROUGHT ME THE FLOWERS THAT I SENT TO MYSELF FOR MY BIRTHDAY IT HAD EATEN SEVERAL OF THEM. WHAT'S WITH THAT? I THOUGHT OWLS WERE SUPPOSED TO BE CARNIVOROUS.
NOTICE HOW THE LIST HAS BEEN EDITED. ALSO NOTICE HOW MOST OF YOU ARE STILL ON IT.
I WAITED ALL OF MY BIRTHDAY FOR SOME BIRTHDAY WISHES, OR SOME BIRTHDAY PRESENTS, OR SOMETHING, AND THE ONLY PERSON WHO SAYS HAPPY BIRTHDAY IS LOOKSCOMEFIRST?
WHAT HAPPENED?
SHE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE ME!
I ACTUALLY SUSPECT SHE WAS TRYING TO KILL ME, AND IT VERY NEARLY WORKED. A MAN WITH A WEAKER HEART WOULD'VE DIED.
HERE'S THE LIST OF PEOPLE ON LIVEJOURNAL WHO HAVEN'T GIVEN ME GIFTS OR BIRTHDAY WISHES:
abbotts_habits, acridturpintine, albuspresley, alpha_aconite, alwayspms, boogiedownvince, cedeadric, cleverlyanthony, cornered_beef, deanosovirtuoso, deranged_gofer, dracoisyourking, drunkirishdude, flishandswick, girlpowerkthx, grrgoyle, hardlyinit, harvestnarcissi, hufflepuff4life, iloatheyouall, insectintegrity, knot_a_nott, livestoserve, mcquidditch, mynoseisfine, no_opinion, nothisbitch, ohohohwoe, paparazzi_colin, pious_zacharias, plugsplugsplugs, prefectlyernie, purebloodyay, putasockinit, reallyquiteevil, shouldteachdada, slytherinthingy, spidersmustdie, stolen_marbles, tart_in_tartan, terryclothrags, ur_so_vane, vacuousbeefcake, veryverysmart
IF YOU ARE ON THAT LIST...FOR SHAME!
IT'S THE THOUGHT THAT COUNTS, GUYS, GEESH. WHEN PARVATI PATIL'S THE ONLY PERSON WHO GIVES ME BIRTHDAY WISHES...COME TO THINK OF IT, MAYBE YOU GUYS HAVEN'T BECAUSE THIS MEANS THAT THE END HAS FINALLY COME.
THAT WOULD EXPLAIN IT.
OH, AND BY THE WAY, NEVILLE, DID YOU GET THE BIRTHDAY FLOWERS I SENT YOU? I DIDN'T TRUST THAT OWL. WHEN IT BROUGHT ME THE FLOWERS THAT I SENT TO MYSELF FOR MY BIRTHDAY IT HAD EATEN SEVERAL OF THEM. WHAT'S WITH THAT? I THOUGHT OWLS WERE SUPPOSED TO BE CARNIVOROUS.
NOTICE HOW THE LIST HAS BEEN EDITED. ALSO NOTICE HOW MOST OF YOU ARE STILL ON IT.