Elizabeth "Lizzeh" Aiken

[potcsues]

I'm not feeling well. Doing this Sue is the very last thing anyone would need while they were sick. But I did it anyway. I started and I just couldn't stop. It was Train Wreck Syndrome at its finest, because this... this is badfic at its worst.

TITLE: The Girl Who Could Not Discide Who To Love A fan of America's Next Top Model are we?
CULPRIT:

Comments

[niav]

Full love. You know, as opposed to half love.

[atalantapendrag]

Lizzeh? The hell?

And I was going to pick on the spelling, but that would take all day.

[bambooshoots]

She killed all freaking three of them. She couldn't pick just one, oh no, this sue is far too selfish==er, beautiful and wonderous--for that. *rips out hair.*

[mylla]

Wow, those tense changes are making me dizzy.

You know what? POTC finally came out on DVD here in Australia last week (yes, finally) so I've spent the last week solidly watching it (the first chance I've had to do so since late last year when it left cinemas), and I've found my tolerance for Sues has gone WAY down. They're not amusing me now. They're hurting me.

I feel your pain, potcsues.

Do we have a POTC equivalent of the Crucio Countdown? We so should.

[calico321]

Sure, we just need the opportune moment ;) Then the Sue shall be hanged by the neck until dead!

*pats potcsues on the back and offers a steaming mug of tea* Many thanks for the pains you suffer for us!

[interstellar]

This is a parody, right?

...I don't see how this could not be a parody... >

[mylla]

After actually going and reading the rest of it, I'm agreeing with you. It's just TOO blatently "OMG Look I've got ALL the hott guys falling 4 me at once!!!11!" to be true.

At least, I really, really hope so.

[potcsues]

I tell you, there has never been a time when using the "It's a parody? Right?" rating has so perfectly reflected my feelings.