Gwyneth "Gwen" "Gardenia" Turner
I owe you guys an extra Sue the day after tommorow (in addition to the one I already owe you), since the Pit decided to be down when I was trying to do the Sue for the 24th. Well, actually the Sue would have technically been up on the 25th, but that's just because I'm bizarrely nocturnal so when my day ends it's actually morning the next day... or
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1. I will be recieving a letter from Will?! OH BOY! A fictional character will find my address and mail it to be and be "threatening!" Excuse me for not quaking in my boots.
2.If I am shallow for writing an Elizabeth bashing fic, then YOU'RE shallow for writing in as Elizabeth Swann! If you're not going to use a suitable penname, then for God's sake, do NOT use a character in a movie. I believe myself and the other "obsessed" fangirls know that Will Turner is not real. So in reality, you're the sad one for believing that you are "Elizabeth Swann"
3. Three centuries from your lifetime!? HA! You never existed!
4. It's not true that many Will supporters hate Norrington. I have a feeling you made that up off the top of your insolent little head.
I could go on, but I don't want to waste my time with your silly little review, no doubt made to make me cry and stop writing. Kingsley Amis: "If you can't annoy somebody, there is little point in writing." Your "flame" did not scar me, nor disturb me, nor cause me any grief whatsoever. What it did ,however, was make me laugh. You know, i didn't think it was possible. I'm not even going to delete it.
For any reviewer wanting to know what "Elizabeth Swann" wants to say about my fic, please kindly click on the "review" page!
And the next chapter will be up shortly, for all you loving reviewers.
*Tips hat* Have an excellent day!
Oh, I shall, rest assured. Now, since she takes the attack as one against herself, and the FIRST thing that I mentioned in my review was that it was addressed only to the FANGIRLS in the fic, and some of her READERS, would anyone like to hazard a guess as to how much of the rest of my comment she actually understood?
If anyone wants an MST of this, I'd be willing to do it.
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No, really.
I mean:
If I am shallow for writing an Elizabeth bashing fic, then YOU'RE shallow for writing in as Elizabeth Swann!
I could never have thought of that. I'm sure it makes you ashamed of your 'flame'.
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By all means, MST! The more mocking, the better! *bounces*
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I wish I could get great completely illogical flames wherein the author didn't understand the original review.
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*looks for the review, which was there yesterday...*
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