Where's Roman Numeral One On My Keyboard?
If you are reading this, consider yourself lucky.
For if there is one thing I do not suffer, it is idiots.
I just had someone call here and give me their e-mail address. To quote him almost exactly. "J-L-R-O-G-E-R-S-Roman Numeral One-at blah, blah, blah..."
I I said, "Okay let me check this... J-L-R-O-G-E-R-S-Capital I..."
"No, its a Roman Numeral One."
"Right, a capital I"
"Roman Numeral One."
I stared at the receiver. I wanted to slam it on the desk several times saying "Hello, McFly!"
"Right, a Roman Numeral One."
Later, he and I are going to see a double feature, that Denzel Washington movie, Malcolm Roman Numeral Ten, and the old soccer movie with Pele, Sly Stallone and Michael Caine, you know, Roman Numeral Five.
Maybe if we're lucky, I can pick up that big Frank Miller movie from earlier this year, CCC.
For if there is one thing I do not suffer, it is idiots.
I just had someone call here and give me their e-mail address. To quote him almost exactly. "J-L-R-O-G-E-R-S-Roman Numeral One-at blah, blah, blah..."
I I said, "Okay let me check this... J-L-R-O-G-E-R-S-Capital I..."
"No, its a Roman Numeral One."
"Right, a capital I"
"Roman Numeral One."
I stared at the receiver. I wanted to slam it on the desk several times saying "Hello, McFly!"
"Right, a Roman Numeral One."
Later, he and I are going to see a double feature, that Denzel Washington movie, Malcolm Roman Numeral Ten, and the old soccer movie with Pele, Sly Stallone and Michael Caine, you know, Roman Numeral Five.
Maybe if we're lucky, I can pick up that big Frank Miller movie from earlier this year, CCC.