I do not like green eggs and ham
Things I did not do this weekend:
Friday:
I did not go bowling in JP.
I did not get drunk whilst bowling.
I did not bowl a zero in at least one frame.
I did not play pool and lose miserably.
I did not get pushed onto the ground in the middle of the road by my bff4l.
I did not skin my knee.
I did not engage in questionable behavior in apartment complex parking lot.
Saturday:
I did not attend a housewarming party in Derry, NH.
I did not consume customary Murray kielbasa.
I did not attempt to get a tan twenty-minutes before the trees stole the sun.
I did not watch the Sox game in Shannon's basement while Cassie and Finn floated in boats.
I did not leave after a mere two hours.
I did not visit my fave-o Sushi place for dinner.
I did not send back my Yam Maki because it was cold and stale.
I did not receive freshly prepared Maki.
I did not receive a free order in lieu.
Sunday:
I did not put off freelancing to sit in a kiddie pool in my parent's backyard.
I did not purchase an extensive blow-up pool at Kmart in Salem, NH.
I did not become insanely angry while trying to put together the ladder with Finn.
I did not become insanely annoyed when Maeg said the filter was missing a piece.
I did not cry in secret.
I did not call Maeg while she was on her way to exchange the filter.
I did not tell her to 'fuck it' and buy a cheap-ass two-foot-deep pool instead.
I did not invite Cassie to partake in pool-goodness.
I did not provoke her to order Chinese take out.
I did not eat crab rangoons and chicken fingers while sitting in said pool.
I did not use a boogie board as a floating table device to do so.
I did not return home at 7pm only to freelance until 1am.
I did not do any of these things.
And most of all, I did not have an amazing weekend at all.
Friday:
I did not go bowling in JP.
I did not get drunk whilst bowling.
I did not bowl a zero in at least one frame.
I did not play pool and lose miserably.
I did not get pushed onto the ground in the middle of the road by my bff4l.
I did not skin my knee.
I did not engage in questionable behavior in apartment complex parking lot.
Saturday:
I did not attend a housewarming party in Derry, NH.
I did not consume customary Murray kielbasa.
I did not attempt to get a tan twenty-minutes before the trees stole the sun.
I did not watch the Sox game in Shannon's basement while Cassie and Finn floated in boats.
I did not leave after a mere two hours.
I did not visit my fave-o Sushi place for dinner.
I did not send back my Yam Maki because it was cold and stale.
I did not receive freshly prepared Maki.
I did not receive a free order in lieu.
Sunday:
I did not put off freelancing to sit in a kiddie pool in my parent's backyard.
I did not purchase an extensive blow-up pool at Kmart in Salem, NH.
I did not become insanely angry while trying to put together the ladder with Finn.
I did not become insanely annoyed when Maeg said the filter was missing a piece.
I did not cry in secret.
I did not call Maeg while she was on her way to exchange the filter.
I did not tell her to 'fuck it' and buy a cheap-ass two-foot-deep pool instead.
I did not invite Cassie to partake in pool-goodness.
I did not provoke her to order Chinese take out.
I did not eat crab rangoons and chicken fingers while sitting in said pool.
I did not use a boogie board as a floating table device to do so.
I did not return home at 7pm only to freelance until 1am.
I did not do any of these things.
And most of all, I did not have an amazing weekend at all.