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Hey, y'all. It's been a while since my last post and I've just been busy. I apologize in advance because this entry is going to be all over the place. But I make up for it with pictures!
Hey, Brad finally got to 150,000 miles and what a glorious 150,000 miles it has been. <3
OMG, so peep dis: Last month, the pipes in our house became fucked up or clogged or some shit and it was HELL. Anytime someone took a shower, washed the dishes, flushed the toilet, or ran the washing machine, whatever water was going down the drain, somehow came back up THROUGH THE WALLS and pooled in our hallway, hallway bathroom, and hallway closet. The bathroom wasn't so bad because there's tiles and you can mop that, but the carpeting in the hallway was a total soaking wet, moldy nightmare for a couple of weeks. My parents couldn't afford a plumber, of course, so I spent a lot of time showering at Annie's house. I even washed my hair once or twice with a garden hose in the backyard in emergency situations and once drove to the McDonalds a mile away at 9:00 at night when I suddenly had to take a massive shit. This is what my life had become. You have no idea how much you take indoor plumbing for granted until it's gone, let me tell you. Thankfully, my dad managed to fix it himself and once he did, I took the most luxuriously awesome shower in the world. It was amazing.
In other news, my brothers, my mom, my cousin and I walked 7.3 miles in about 2.5 hours for the Walk of Dimes on Saturday. Woo! I'm still sore.
Speaking of Saturday, it was Zach's prom. He let me help out with his tux and pick out the corsage for his girlfriend. Can we talk about what GQMF these assholes are?
GOD DAMN. They make me feel super nostalgic for my own senior prom that I went to with Josh.
Sunday, I went to a party with Annie and I may have been indirectly involved with some drama shit that went down. It was super awkward. I lose my phone every five minutes, right? So I didn't give it much thought when I suddenly couldn't find it while at Robert's house. I was sitting in the same chair all night and hadn't moved. I checked the cushions, the table next and behind me, and under the chair... but no dice. Then, everyone at the party started helping me look, which made me feel a little guilty and stupid. I figured maybe Annie or Robert had it and were messing with me. Even the guy who was DJing upstairs came down to help look. When we still can't find it, the DJ guy suddenly becomes very serious, locks the door, and says no one is leaving until I get my phone back. Theft hadn't even crossed my mind. All night, there had been one drunk guy in the corner that was sort of minding his own business during the whole ordeal, and the DJ sudden goes up to him and accuses of him "looking shady". Then, they start yelling at each other. DJ Guy straight up accuses Drunk Guy of taking it and demands that he turns out all his pockets since he wasn't helping everyone else look. I felt really bad at this point because I was 99% sure no one took it. Suddenly, about five seconds later, Annie finds the phone stuck inside the chair I was sitting on and we had to pull it apart to get out. Drunk Guy who is now, Wrongly Accused Guy, was obviously pissed and he and his friend immediately left. Like I said: awkward.
Meanwhile, while all this was happening, some pretty hilarious drama was going on on Facebook. You really just have to read it to get the full effect, but keep in mind that I have NO IDEA who this chick is. My Facebook detective skills that are fairly impressive and this chick has never seen a privacy setting, apparently. I found out the following:
1) Girl is a few days shy from
21, yet has a child that looks about 2 or 3, judging on pictures.
2) She became engaged about a month ago and the comments from her announcement mostly say, "to who?". When she confirms that it is to the baby daddy, many responses were "again?"
3) Almost nothing on her profile is spelled correctly or even in a language seems to be resembling English.
4) Despite her response to FAVORITE BOOKS ("What Are Those"), everything on her FAVORITE QUOTATIONS is from
Twilight.
5) She seems pretty proud to be working at McDonalds.
6) She claims to be bisexual, and if you want to friend her, you better be a "sexi girl".
7) She claims her life is "boring" and she loves "drama". Oh course, you do.
Really, I suppose that last one was for the benefit of any judgmental family members I've friended and had this shown up on their news feed. I have a reputation to live to, after all. But she didn't reply to it, therefore, I WIN.
Hey, Brad finally got to 150,000 miles and what a glorious 150,000 miles it has been. <3
OMG, so peep dis: Last month, the pipes in our house became fucked up or clogged or some shit and it was HELL. Anytime someone took a shower, washed the dishes, flushed the toilet, or ran the washing machine, whatever water was going down the drain, somehow came back up THROUGH THE WALLS and pooled in our hallway, hallway bathroom, and hallway closet. The bathroom wasn't so bad because there's tiles and you can mop that, but the carpeting in the hallway was a total soaking wet, moldy nightmare for a couple of weeks. My parents couldn't afford a plumber, of course, so I spent a lot of time showering at Annie's house. I even washed my hair once or twice with a garden hose in the backyard in emergency situations and once drove to the McDonalds a mile away at 9:00 at night when I suddenly had to take a massive shit. This is what my life had become. You have no idea how much you take indoor plumbing for granted until it's gone, let me tell you. Thankfully, my dad managed to fix it himself and once he did, I took the most luxuriously awesome shower in the world. It was amazing.
In other news, my brothers, my mom, my cousin and I walked 7.3 miles in about 2.5 hours for the Walk of Dimes on Saturday. Woo! I'm still sore.
Speaking of Saturday, it was Zach's prom. He let me help out with his tux and pick out the corsage for his girlfriend. Can we talk about what GQMF these assholes are?
GOD DAMN. They make me feel super nostalgic for my own senior prom that I went to with Josh.
Sunday, I went to a party with Annie and I may have been indirectly involved with some drama shit that went down. It was super awkward. I lose my phone every five minutes, right? So I didn't give it much thought when I suddenly couldn't find it while at Robert's house. I was sitting in the same chair all night and hadn't moved. I checked the cushions, the table next and behind me, and under the chair... but no dice. Then, everyone at the party started helping me look, which made me feel a little guilty and stupid. I figured maybe Annie or Robert had it and were messing with me. Even the guy who was DJing upstairs came down to help look. When we still can't find it, the DJ guy suddenly becomes very serious, locks the door, and says no one is leaving until I get my phone back. Theft hadn't even crossed my mind. All night, there had been one drunk guy in the corner that was sort of minding his own business during the whole ordeal, and the DJ sudden goes up to him and accuses of him "looking shady". Then, they start yelling at each other. DJ Guy straight up accuses Drunk Guy of taking it and demands that he turns out all his pockets since he wasn't helping everyone else look. I felt really bad at this point because I was 99% sure no one took it. Suddenly, about five seconds later, Annie finds the phone stuck inside the chair I was sitting on and we had to pull it apart to get out. Drunk Guy who is now, Wrongly Accused Guy, was obviously pissed and he and his friend immediately left. Like I said: awkward.
Meanwhile, while all this was happening, some pretty hilarious drama was going on on Facebook. You really just have to read it to get the full effect, but keep in mind that I have NO IDEA who this chick is. My Facebook detective skills that are fairly impressive and this chick has never seen a privacy setting, apparently. I found out the following:
1) Girl is a few days shy from
21, yet has a child that looks about 2 or 3, judging on pictures.
2) She became engaged about a month ago and the comments from her announcement mostly say, "to who?". When she confirms that it is to the baby daddy, many responses were "again?"
3) Almost nothing on her profile is spelled correctly or even in a language seems to be resembling English.
4) Despite her response to FAVORITE BOOKS ("What Are Those"), everything on her FAVORITE QUOTATIONS is from
Twilight.
5) She seems pretty proud to be working at McDonalds.
6) She claims to be bisexual, and if you want to friend her, you better be a "sexi girl".
7) She claims her life is "boring" and she loves "drama". Oh course, you do.
Really, I suppose that last one was for the benefit of any judgmental family members I've friended and had this shown up on their news feed. I have a reputation to live to, after all. But she didn't reply to it, therefore, I WIN.