Woe is me.

It seems that no one understands the meaning of hot smut.

The words "length", "desire", "sex", "manhood", "sheath", and countless others do not qualify as hot sex. In fact, they immediately kill the mood and makes me want to spork my eyes out at the cold sex ( Read more... )

I have a solution for my problem with my fic. I'm going to rewrite that and every other piece of (fan)fiction I've ever had any gripes about...Hmm, that's about, what, 30+ one-shots, not to mention the 100,000+ word series and the other WIPs? I can't live like this, though, being unsatisfied with my writing ( Read more... )

Okay, now I'm going to talk in depth about the fact that I wrote a badfic ( Read more... )

Happy Birthday, supernagem!In other news, I have written badfic. Not purposefully, but while trying to complete a challenge, I wrote badfic. ~cries~ I thought I was *over* that stage of my writing career ( Read more... )

Why, oh why, do people who can't write fic attempt to write fic? Woe are my lovely fandoms ( Read more... )

reila and I agree that euthanizing should be made legal. If anyone would like to see proof, please go to grammar_whores. The cases there are most supreme proof of the idiocy of people online.

Examples:

One about anal sex, horrifyingly.
Message from a mother who cannot spell worth shit.
Spam snarkiness.
Newspaper mishaps.
Horrendous PotC fanfiction.
Band mishaps.
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