filthy mouths and filthy civilizations
these are some things that upset me [and induce lots of potty words]:
DRIVERS WHO RAGE AT YOU WHILE YOU'RE BICYCLING
Someone needs to educate these fucks with regard to Colorado State Law. I'm tired of fearing for my life when I'm the one making a rational, healthful, conscious decision in my mode of transportation.
SHITTY ARCHITECTURE
Denver basically fired Steven Holl, an architect who by today's standards actually does good work. And with what do we replace his design? A fucking toilet:
LIBERALS
I sat through the worst pseudo-intellectual bullshit lecture in the most poorly designed shit-for-art-and-architecture place with a bunch of pompous, "culturally elite," aesthetic fascist fucks. It's also situated in a yuppie-ville disneyland. It's creepy and exhilarating at the same time. Like a train wreck.
Grad school is going to turn me into a conservative radical, I swear.
'NUFF SAID
LANDLORDS
My move-in date was pushed from tomorrow to Saturday. Thanks for that. Because I have so much free time. Now I don't know if I"ll be able to go to the velodrome.
LO-DO:
"shut the fuck up faggot"
"you're a faggot!"
"your boyfriend's supposed to fuck you, dude"
"faggot!"
"Dude, your girlfriend's hot!" [to a passerby with his girlfriend]
"I fuckin' know, dude!"
"you're so tight!"
I yelled "shut up you fuckin' homophobes and go home!" which was remarkably successful.
They left and were replaced by a new bunch of drunken assholes. So Tron threw a mango seed at them out the 4th floor window. They were so confused and weary that they left.
I think we're going to wage an urban war - start throwing nasty things at these assholes. Maybe like used condoms. Or just more strange and unidentifiable objects. As two vegans [pescavegans if you wanna be technical] this is the ONE time we're wishing we had a huge stash of eggs. M just suggested throwing Kombucha cultures at them. Too bad I just threw 4 away yesterday. They're like MASSIVE phlegm bombs.
DRIVERS WHO RAGE AT YOU WHILE YOU'RE BICYCLING
Someone needs to educate these fucks with regard to Colorado State Law. I'm tired of fearing for my life when I'm the one making a rational, healthful, conscious decision in my mode of transportation.
SHITTY ARCHITECTURE
Denver basically fired Steven Holl, an architect who by today's standards actually does good work. And with what do we replace his design? A fucking toilet:
LIBERALS
I sat through the worst pseudo-intellectual bullshit lecture in the most poorly designed shit-for-art-and-architecture place with a bunch of pompous, "culturally elite," aesthetic fascist fucks. It's also situated in a yuppie-ville disneyland. It's creepy and exhilarating at the same time. Like a train wreck.
Grad school is going to turn me into a conservative radical, I swear.
'NUFF SAID
LANDLORDS
My move-in date was pushed from tomorrow to Saturday. Thanks for that. Because I have so much free time. Now I don't know if I"ll be able to go to the velodrome.
LO-DO:
"shut the fuck up faggot"
"you're a faggot!"
"your boyfriend's supposed to fuck you, dude"
"faggot!"
"Dude, your girlfriend's hot!" [to a passerby with his girlfriend]
"I fuckin' know, dude!"
"you're so tight!"
I yelled "shut up you fuckin' homophobes and go home!" which was remarkably successful.
They left and were replaced by a new bunch of drunken assholes. So Tron threw a mango seed at them out the 4th floor window. They were so confused and weary that they left.
I think we're going to wage an urban war - start throwing nasty things at these assholes. Maybe like used condoms. Or just more strange and unidentifiable objects. As two vegans [pescavegans if you wanna be technical] this is the ONE time we're wishing we had a huge stash of eggs. M just suggested throwing Kombucha cultures at them. Too bad I just threw 4 away yesterday. They're like MASSIVE phlegm bombs.