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I felt compelled to snag this Meme from Laverinth It's just too amusing to pass up, I order you all to do it!
The Rules
First, write down the names of 12 characters. Then read and answer the questions. You can't look at the questions (or click on the cut) until you write down the 12 characters you're going to use.
1. Harry
2. Ron
3. Luna
4. Kingsley
5. Hermione
6. Tonks
7. Remus
8. Moody
9. Percy
10. Arthur
11. Gilderoy
12. Trelawney
Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
Tonks/Gilderoy. *snickers* No, I've never read one. I think I once saw the suggestion that Gilderoy would like the idea of it, because Tonks could morph into him and then he could have sex with the one he loved most. I'd read one, as long as the author wasn't in earnest. ;)
Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Kingsley is most definitely hot. Immeasurably so.
What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
If Trelawney got Moody pregnant?
Moody would berate Trelawney for her lack of 'Elementary Wand Safety,' and
the resulting offspring would have a double dose of "Prophet of Doom" syndrome.
Actually, Moody/Trelawney is looking oddly plausible to me now.
Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine?
I can't think of any Percy-fic whatsoever. Despite having rebelled against his parents, I think Percy made the classic mistake of not being good-looking, sexy, or evil enough to get attention. Fanfic authors cannot forgive such things.
Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Ron/Tonks - well that's one way for Molly to get her in the family, though something tells me it's not a road she'd want to go down.
I can't see Ron/Tonks working at all, Tonks likes her men older and more sensitive.
Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
Hermione/Percy or Hermione/Arthur?
Hermione/Percy is most definitely preferable because Percy hasn't played a parental role in Hermione's life, and because the idea of Arthur cheating on Molly with his youngest son's girlfriend makes me gag.
What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
If Remus walked in on Ron & Trelawney having sex...
He would suspect that Ron had been consuming rancid love potion again, and administer the antidote, and copious amounts of chocolate.
He would then lecture Trelawney on the impropriety of sex with students, and would be unimpressed by the defence that she had been foolish enough to subscribe to the 'Knight to King' theory. :)
Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
Luna/Arthur. That's wrong on so many levels. And yet...
The pressures of war have taken their toll on Arthur and impressed on him the fragility of his own existence. With death and danger all around him, there is only one thing on Arthur's mind.
Aeroplanes.
He becomes obsessed with achieving his dearest ambition before he dies, and despite Molly's growing disapproval, spends every spare moment researching the mystery of muggle flight. Luna Lovegood hears of his quest, and explains that a well-connected source has suggested the planes stay in the sky thanks to a mixture of seagull flatulence and spit wads. She employs him as a reporter for 'The Quibbler' and together they kidnap Richard Branson, and embark on their 'Virgin' flight. Little do they know that by the end of the journey not only will they have solved the mystery of why a man with as much money as Richard Branson can't afford some style advice, they will also have joined the 'Mile High Club,'and ensured the only thing that can call itself Virgin is the plane...
*cough*
Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff
Harry/Moody fluff. Ack. I'm not sure about fluff, but I'm sure there are fics with much Buttock-laden innuendo.
Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
Remus/Trelawney hurt/comfort. "But Why is all the Sherry Gone?"
What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?
Apart from the fact that I am unsure why I would ever want such a thing. Um.
Why would I need a plot device? I've already established Kingsley is hot.
Kingsley: Relax, Harry, No one's going to die. I'm good, but I'm not THAT good. *Eyebrow quirk*
Harry: *is deflowered*
Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
Alas, earwax.
Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
Luna het - yup.
Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
No. *sniffle* Despite the fact that he is canonically hot, and only slightly bad, he gets NO LOVE in the fanon. I don't understand it myself, he's like the 'Canon' Fanon Draco. ;) There should be more Gilderoy fic & art, for truly he is wondrous.
Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
Ron/Kingsley/Hermione. Not that I know of, but we all have our guilty little secrets...
What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
Arthur: "Do it again Molly! You've given me a wobbler!"
If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose?
Moody. Suspicious Minds. :)
If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be?
Harry/Tonks/Trelawney - Crossgen, Seersex, a lesson on the dangers of inebriation.
What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten?
Ron: Dad, did you know Muggle Fathers give their sons 'hands on' sex education?
And I'm squicked.
When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
I have no idea, I can't think of any Hermione fics I've read recently.
What is Six's super-sekrit kink?
Open air paddling pool sex.
Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
Of course. Gilderoy would shag anyone, and we all know how Percy likes successful men.
If Three and Seven get together, who tops?
I'll have to presume they're both under some sort of enchantment (or Luna took him on an aeroplane too) and I think Remus would be better at resisting it, so...Luna. Ick.
One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three.
Read: Harry & Percy are in a happy relationship until Percy suddenly runs off with Kingsley (damn him & his hotness). Harry, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Gilderoy, then follows the wise advice of Hermione and finds true love with Luna.
What title would you give this fic?
Three Men and a Quirky Lady.
Name three people on your friends list who might read it.
I think it's what they've all secretly been waiting for.
Name one person who should write it.
butterflysteve :D
How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
There are NO words.
The Rules
First, write down the names of 12 characters. Then read and answer the questions. You can't look at the questions (or click on the cut) until you write down the 12 characters you're going to use.
1. Harry
2. Ron
3. Luna
4. Kingsley
5. Hermione
6. Tonks
7. Remus
8. Moody
9. Percy
10. Arthur
11. Gilderoy
12. Trelawney
Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
Tonks/Gilderoy. *snickers* No, I've never read one. I think I once saw the suggestion that Gilderoy would like the idea of it, because Tonks could morph into him and then he could have sex with the one he loved most. I'd read one, as long as the author wasn't in earnest. ;)
Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Kingsley is most definitely hot. Immeasurably so.
What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
If Trelawney got Moody pregnant?
Moody would berate Trelawney for her lack of 'Elementary Wand Safety,' and
the resulting offspring would have a double dose of "Prophet of Doom" syndrome.
Actually, Moody/Trelawney is looking oddly plausible to me now.
Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine?
I can't think of any Percy-fic whatsoever. Despite having rebelled against his parents, I think Percy made the classic mistake of not being good-looking, sexy, or evil enough to get attention. Fanfic authors cannot forgive such things.
Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Ron/Tonks - well that's one way for Molly to get her in the family, though something tells me it's not a road she'd want to go down.
I can't see Ron/Tonks working at all, Tonks likes her men older and more sensitive.
Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
Hermione/Percy or Hermione/Arthur?
Hermione/Percy is most definitely preferable because Percy hasn't played a parental role in Hermione's life, and because the idea of Arthur cheating on Molly with his youngest son's girlfriend makes me gag.
What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
If Remus walked in on Ron & Trelawney having sex...
He would suspect that Ron had been consuming rancid love potion again, and administer the antidote, and copious amounts of chocolate.
He would then lecture Trelawney on the impropriety of sex with students, and would be unimpressed by the defence that she had been foolish enough to subscribe to the 'Knight to King' theory. :)
Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
Luna/Arthur. That's wrong on so many levels. And yet...
The pressures of war have taken their toll on Arthur and impressed on him the fragility of his own existence. With death and danger all around him, there is only one thing on Arthur's mind.
Aeroplanes.
He becomes obsessed with achieving his dearest ambition before he dies, and despite Molly's growing disapproval, spends every spare moment researching the mystery of muggle flight. Luna Lovegood hears of his quest, and explains that a well-connected source has suggested the planes stay in the sky thanks to a mixture of seagull flatulence and spit wads. She employs him as a reporter for 'The Quibbler' and together they kidnap Richard Branson, and embark on their 'Virgin' flight. Little do they know that by the end of the journey not only will they have solved the mystery of why a man with as much money as Richard Branson can't afford some style advice, they will also have joined the 'Mile High Club,'and ensured the only thing that can call itself Virgin is the plane...
*cough*
Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff
Harry/Moody fluff. Ack. I'm not sure about fluff, but I'm sure there are fics with much Buttock-laden innuendo.
Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
Remus/Trelawney hurt/comfort. "But Why is all the Sherry Gone?"
What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?
Apart from the fact that I am unsure why I would ever want such a thing. Um.
Why would I need a plot device? I've already established Kingsley is hot.
Kingsley: Relax, Harry, No one's going to die. I'm good, but I'm not THAT good. *Eyebrow quirk*
Harry: *is deflowered*
Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
Alas, earwax.
Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
Luna het - yup.
Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
No. *sniffle* Despite the fact that he is canonically hot, and only slightly bad, he gets NO LOVE in the fanon. I don't understand it myself, he's like the 'Canon' Fanon Draco. ;) There should be more Gilderoy fic & art, for truly he is wondrous.
Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
Ron/Kingsley/Hermione. Not that I know of, but we all have our guilty little secrets...
What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
Arthur: "Do it again Molly! You've given me a wobbler!"
If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose?
Moody. Suspicious Minds. :)
If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be?
Harry/Tonks/Trelawney - Crossgen, Seersex, a lesson on the dangers of inebriation.
What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten?
Ron: Dad, did you know Muggle Fathers give their sons 'hands on' sex education?
And I'm squicked.
When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
I have no idea, I can't think of any Hermione fics I've read recently.
What is Six's super-sekrit kink?
Open air paddling pool sex.
Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
Of course. Gilderoy would shag anyone, and we all know how Percy likes successful men.
If Three and Seven get together, who tops?
I'll have to presume they're both under some sort of enchantment (or Luna took him on an aeroplane too) and I think Remus would be better at resisting it, so...Luna. Ick.
One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three.
Read: Harry & Percy are in a happy relationship until Percy suddenly runs off with Kingsley (damn him & his hotness). Harry, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Gilderoy, then follows the wise advice of Hermione and finds true love with Luna.
What title would you give this fic?
Three Men and a Quirky Lady.
Name three people on your friends list who might read it.
I think it's what they've all secretly been waiting for.
Name one person who should write it.
butterflysteve :D
How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
There are NO words.