Sep 20, 2007 20:24
Digimon Adventure/02 fandom!
You guys just don't fucking quit, do you? You're disgusting, and you don't stop.
There's canon het pairings. Obviously, this means none of the kids could ever be gay I suspect them all of being bi!
Daisuke and Ken are so obvious it's almost boring best friends! How could you possibly pervert that beautiful friendship by adding sex into it? I mean, Ken only wanted to see Daisuke when Oikawa was extracting the dark spore from him, which must have been exceedingly painful, and wouldn't you want your best friend there when something like that was happening? And Daisuke only tried really hard to be friends with Ken, not trying to get into his pants because he's too young to really get romance.
And Hikari and Miyako are not lesbians! Did you not see Miyako's crushing on really only Ken, who does bear an odd resemblance to Hikari every guy in sight? Those two are just girlfriends. Not dating girlfriends, but just "hanging out with my girlfriends." Get it? They have no subtext at all. None whatsoever "It's beautiful, like you".
But what honestly makes me happy upset the most is Takeru and Iori. My God, people. Iori's just a little kid with a bad haircut that he's gotten rid of by the epilogue of EVIL. Besides, he's got the mental age of like forty-six, and he really would never work with someone as easygoing as Takeru despite the fact that they're the most mature members of the 02 cast. When they hugged after their digimon jogressed the first time it was perhaps the most adorable thing ever, it was just the excitement of, "hey we did it!" Iori was disturbed by Takeru's hatred of the powers of darkness, remember? Not a good thing to base a relationship on though his effort to understand Takeru really made me go "aww...".
Enough reasons for you? Good. Now please stop it. These pairings make me ill.
And cats aren't cute, either.