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All right, guys. I'm coming to you, because I can't seem to get any sympathy elsewhere.
I've discovered something which is disturbingly lacking plaguing our wholesome community, and something must be done about it!
You remember Final Fantasy Tactics? A nice little game with good, societally acceptable themes like betrayal, revenge, heresy, so on and so forth?
There is very little slash for it.
Bear with me, I feel faint just thinking about such horrors...
...All right, I'm better. But really people, guys getting it on with each other not only isn't hot at all, but it never happens! There's no potential for it or anything! It's not like Ramza and Delita could have experimented as teenagers together, or like they could have angry, bitter, upset and confused semi-hate sex when the whole world is going to Hell. It's not like Mustadio is a fun character who could be slashed with Ramza, too.
This is madness, and it must be stopped!
At least there's the 300 fandom. It might not exist, but at least it doesn't have all that wretched, icky, historically accurate gay sex. Ugh.
Seriously, why? So much subtext, just...wasted. You know, starving kids in India would kill men for that much useful subtext. Srsly.
I've discovered something which is disturbingly lacking plaguing our wholesome community, and something must be done about it!
You remember Final Fantasy Tactics? A nice little game with good, societally acceptable themes like betrayal, revenge, heresy, so on and so forth?
There is very little slash for it.
Bear with me, I feel faint just thinking about such horrors...
...All right, I'm better. But really people, guys getting it on with each other not only isn't hot at all, but it never happens! There's no potential for it or anything! It's not like Ramza and Delita could have experimented as teenagers together, or like they could have angry, bitter, upset and confused semi-hate sex when the whole world is going to Hell. It's not like Mustadio is a fun character who could be slashed with Ramza, too.
This is madness, and it must be stopped!
At least there's the 300 fandom. It might not exist, but at least it doesn't have all that wretched, icky, historically accurate gay sex. Ugh.
Seriously, why? So much subtext, just...wasted. You know, starving kids in India would kill men for that much useful subtext. Srsly.