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[shunka_shuutou]

Hey, Kingdom Hearts fandom? Continue Stop with the Disney pairings, please. They're awesome when they're well done (like that famous Goofy/Aerith fic called Knight of Flowers) disgusting and vile and they make me to hug kill little animals.

My favorite Disney pairings are the one mentioned above, Donald/Sora, Sora/Ariel, Sora/Alice, Sora/Mulan,

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[maladaptive]

in before the hot, hot hume/viera pr0n

The white chocobo had nearly been lost in the blizzard, but Vaan sighted it again, gamboling up the mountain slopes of Paramina as if oblivious to his presence. Trickster warked once, turned his head to meet Vaan's gaze, serene and defiant all at once, and seemed to disappear into a snowdrift.

Vaan buried his sword in the snow in frustration. Half a day's work, lost.

"Have to try harder than that, boy."

He caught a flicker of movement out of the corner of his eye-- the familiar swagger of a bangaa, scarcely hampered by a heavy coat to ward against the cold. "That's my mark, Monid."

Monid considered this as he stepped closer, picking his way through the deep snow lightly. "If you can catch 'im. Seem to be havin' some trouble with that part."

"You keep saying things like that," Vaan challenged. Every time he went back to Rabanastre, Monid had something to say about how he failed to measure up as a hunter. "What do you expect me to do

[shunka_shuutou]

I haven't fought Trickster yet, but that was quite lovely. Hee, Monid/Vaan! &hearts Althought I must say... that last line felt like a "to be continued." Does that mean...? :D

Uh, I mean... what the hell are you doing?! D: That wasn't porn, but still...! I'll contact the mod to request a ban! ;/

I fail at insults. :( Btw, those dreamhare icons of yours are adorable (especially the masked happy bunny one!). :3

[maladaptive]

♥ ♥ I fail at writing porny things, but your edit just planted the seed of the idea and couldn't resist at least setting up some hinting! And, uh, if you want the truth, I haven't fought Trickster either. I'm morally opposed to that hunt. I mean zomg you intolerant h0r!

hee, thank you! I'm fond of Zorro!bunny. XD

[shunka_shuutou]

Ha, it's okay! ^_^ And I understand what do you mean by "morally opposed." That Gurdy is a bit whacko in the head (but she's too cute to hate). :/

How you dare to call me "intolerant?" Bangaas are lizards, and you know perfectly well that bestiality is an abomination!

Dreamhares are the cutest creatures ever.

[maladaptive]

I read the info on the FF wikia and realized that Trickster saved Gurdy, and then... there's a petition to kill him? No wonder chocobos never do good deeds! But she is totally adorable, with her little flower and her sleeves, omg.

Pfft, tell that to all the Ba'Gamnan/Penelo (or Balthier) I've read! PFFT ON YOU.

They are! :3 I'm glad other people agree. I just wish I could get a good picture of Fury.

[shunka_shuutou]

*horrified* ... Okay, that's it. I'M LEAVING THE FANDOM!

Which number is Fury in the bestiary? Maybe I can help you.

[shunka_shuutou]

Never mind the other comment, because here it is. =D

... Hell, here are the other entries of the dreamhare family just for completion's sake: Happy Bunny,
Wyrdhare, Mu, Vorpal Bunny, Crypt Bunny and Spee.

[maladaptive]

WE DON'T WANT YOUR KIND IN THIS FANDOM we totally do, to counterbalance all the people that call Fran/Balthier bestiality.

And oh... OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD. Those are possibly the best dreamhare pictures to ever grace the internet! *combusts* Holy shit, thank you. But for some reason, Spee isn't working. D:

[shunka_shuutou]

I'm going to the Harry Potter fandom! In my dreams.

And stupid yellow frog, grr. >:( Here are them again (now from my Photobucket): Happy Bunny, Wyrdhare, Mu, Vorpal Bunny, Fury, Crypt Bunny and Spee.

These aren't mine, though. A member of the GameFAQs board captured them.

[maladaptive]

Eee, thank you! Spee is so cute and serious business.

And oh, cool. I should check out the forums.

[maladaptive]

Maybe this calls for FURY/SPEE PORN.

[shunka_shuutou]

Oh no! D:

[maladaptive]

I'll let you off the hook this time because I just couldn't write dreamhare porn.

Someone was attacking the wyrdhares. Spee ran off to investigate as soon as he heard the first squeaks of terror, but there was neither hume nor hunter standing over the bodies of his fallen comrades. The fallen wyrdhare had actually tripped, and cowered in the shadow of a dreamhare. He hadn't seen her outside of the Necrohol in... years. Since the whole wroth spirit debacle. He hopped out of the tree and wandered over, raising a paw in greeting

[shunka_shuutou]

That was very adorable disgusting. Lucky Poor dreamhares. :D :D :D D: D: D: