Cliche, cliche, cliche
Hey weirdos. I've been scanning fics and I've noticed a thrilling depressing trend. Guys, the fangils have taken all the Draco/Harry cliches. Its over DONT LET THEM WIN let it go.
All those crappy plotlines like Harry changing styles and such over the summer which is perfectly plausible when well written and actually thought out as opposed to: liek, Harry, liek decided he wanted to be punk so he got a lip piercing. Ah no. Maybe Harry wanted to rebel against someone so he got a lip piercing. *sigh*. Slytherin/Evil Harry, 1. Yummy, Harry/Draco darkside sex, 2. Yea, kinda plausible if you're willing to hate Dumbly a bit Harry training, maturing, and getting over stupid school rivalries and so on and so forth.
Frankly I am becoming more and more despondent ecstatic about the lack of these sad attempts at fanfiction.
Also: Any kitten will be fried and eaten with hotsauce