You don't seem to get thois, TeniPuri fandom!
* insert LONG, TL;DR rant on how Golden Pair (Eiji/Oishi) and Silver Pair (Ohtori/Shishido) are so sweet and pure and tender ans should NEVER EVER be involved in anything sexual that isn't vanilla sex, because going kinky would be stepping into Dirty Pair (Oshitari/Gakuto) territory *