That is also fun! Unless we start getting into the technical details of how to dig up and properly prepare the dead body, at which point I have traumatic flashbacks to dolphinsex.org in its lost, traumatizing form. Unless it was some other website with detailed guides to bestiality and necrophilia. O internet.
Because only PERVERTS would have sex with a dead body, and Cloud and Tifa aren't perverts!!!
"What! It is! I was offed, Aerie was offed, and there is sex involved. It's necrophilia." A pillow hit Zack in the face.
Aeris crossed her arms. "You know, Tifa and I are trying to give the two of you head, here. Either you start making out with Cloud and stop thinking about technicalities, or Tifa and I have a Girls' Night."
"Hey, can Cloud and I--"
Tifa rolled her eyes. "No, Zack, you can't watch."
"Okay, okay, a necrophiliac four-gy is better than not being able to watch live-action girl-on-gi--"
Kissing really was the only way to shut Zack up, and Cloud knew it. So much for a lazy afternoon of going down on each other.
Why you! Just because I flamed you repeatedly doesn't mean you should flame me back! Let's try a dose of your own medicine!
When Tifa walked into Aerith's church, the absolute last thing she expected to see was Cloud engaged in some very acrobatic sex with Aerith and Zack. For one thing, she'd kind of figured that if Cloud were to get over his angst enough to sleep with anyone, it'd be her. Second, last time she'd heard, Zack and Aerith were both dead, and that generally wasn't exactly something you recovered from.
"Um." Tifa was at a loss for words. She knew that she should probably leave them to their privacy, but she couldn't quite get past the shock to move.
Fortunately, before she did, Aerith saw her. One naked tackle hug later, and Tifa was on the ground with a surprisingly warm and breathing Aerith on top of her. "Tifa! I thought I'd never see you again!"
"Aerith?! "In the flesh! Do you want the explanations now or after the orgy
( ... )
When he had seen them walk away in the church, Cloud had never expected to see either of the pair again, and that hurt him. Even as he smiled for them, he wanted to scream
( ... )
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Because only PERVERTS would have sex with a dead body, and Cloud and Tifa aren't perverts!!!
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"Technically, this is necrophilia."
Cloud shot Zack a look.
"What! It is! I was offed, Aerie was offed, and there is sex involved. It's necrophilia." A pillow hit Zack in the face.
Aeris crossed her arms. "You know, Tifa and I are trying to give the two of you head, here. Either you start making out with Cloud and stop thinking about technicalities, or Tifa and I have a Girls' Night."
"Hey, can Cloud and I--"
Tifa rolled her eyes. "No, Zack, you can't watch."
"Okay, okay, a necrophiliac four-gy is better than not being able to watch live-action girl-on-gi--"
Kissing really was the only way to shut Zack up, and Cloud knew it. So much for a lazy afternoon of going down on each other.
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OMG that was so gross and disgusting and my poor little Zackie-sparkly-poo would never do such a thing:
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Why you! Just because I flamed you repeatedly doesn't mean you should flame me back! Let's try a dose of your own medicine!
When Tifa walked into Aerith's church, the absolute last thing she expected to see was Cloud engaged in some very acrobatic sex with Aerith and Zack. For one thing, she'd kind of figured that if Cloud were to get over his angst enough to sleep with anyone, it'd be her. Second, last time she'd heard, Zack and Aerith were both dead, and that generally wasn't exactly something you recovered from.
"Um." Tifa was at a loss for words. She knew that she should probably leave them to their privacy, but she couldn't quite get past the shock to move.
Fortunately, before she did, Aerith saw her. One naked tackle hug later, and Tifa was on the ground with a surprisingly warm and breathing Aerith on top of her. "Tifa! I thought I'd never see you again!"
"Aerith?! "In the flesh! Do you want the explanations now or after the orgy ( ... )
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O no! People in this community keep trolling my posts with everything I love hate! How will I ever cope?
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Haha, you sooooo deserve this. Request more, and we'll keep making fun of you and your stupid posts.
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