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[Voice]

[twoyearblade]

[Roberto...doesn't even realise his journal is on.

Just--chuckling. Because he's anticipating how Jale's going to react to this.]

action; /threadjack for the greater justice B|

[shrikestrikes]

[Hi Tsunberto. Are the hairs on the back of your neck standing up? Well, they should be. Because guess who's standing right behind you, really, really unamused.]

action; orz

[twoyearblade]

...

[Looking over one of his shoulders. What's with that face, Jale. (Guess who still didn't realise that was recorded?)]

action; >:| /keywords relevant

[shrikestrikes]

... [Just. Cracks his knuckles. You better start running, Tsunberto.]

action/voice; >8|

[twoyearblade]

[...wait.] That--stupid journal didn't-- [Clattering as Roberto kind of gets himself out of his seat and.] Wasn't my fault you fell in the fountain!

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[shrikestrikes]

[Glides closer. Isn't it great? His grace from all that martial arts training is back! Aren't you happy for him?]

You laughed.

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[twoyearblade]

[Oh joy upon joys, Roberto is just absolutely ecstatic. Stepping awaaaay and taking the traitorous journal with him. In case, you know, he needs to call for help or dictate his last will and whatnot.]

S--so what?

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[shrikestrikes]

[Follooooooows. Roberto, it's not like you have anything really important except the Twin Blades, why would you need a last will and testament?]

I wonder how funny you'll think it is after you fall into the fountain.

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[twoyearblade]

I'm not going to be falling in any fountain. I can stand on my own two feet.

[Oh. Oh he totally went there. Taking quicker steps back now.]

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[shrikestrikes]

[Oh you little-

Jale comes at him low and fast, fully intent on punching him in the stomach. Does Tsunberto:

Dodge?
Counter?
Retreat?]

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[twoyearblade]

[Hey hey, did you forget how good a speed stat Roberto has? No? Well, he's gonna be dodging right about here, darting quickly back out of the way.

So touchy, Jale. Actually, he might be debating whether or not he's going to get into a fight, about whether he wants to. Eventually deciding against it.

Later, bro. Roberto's headed for the door.]

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[shrikestrikes]

[Oh. Oh, it is so on now. Because Jale is determined to have a certain someone suffer for mocking the trials he suffered through on the day of his arrival.

BRB GUYS, CHASING TSUNBERTO INTO TOWN AND TRYING TO HERD HIM IN THE GENERAL DIRECTION OF THE FOUNTAIN.]

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[twoyearblade]

[OH SUCK IT UP JALE, IT'S NOT ROBERTO'S FAULT YOU'RE A KLUTZ.

Booking it, thank you. And...not immediately realising where he's being herded. Yeah. More concentrated on getting away from this crazy Citro villager.]

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[shrikestrikes]

[HE IS NOT NORMALLY A KLUTZ, WHY DOES NO ONE EVER REMEMBER THIS oh right, it's not as amusing that way.

Still herding you. Have you started to realize that, oh hey, there are a lot of shops here? And there's the sound of bubbling water?]

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[twoyearblade]

[YOU ARE NOW LABELED AS A KLUTZ too bad, Jale.

Also...slowly realising where they are and--dammit, he can't go back the way he came because Jale is blocking the way. Okay, let's just get past the fountain and he can leave the plaza through the other side--!]

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[shrikestrikes]

[B|

Oh. Oh, I'm sorry. Did Roberto think he was actually going to get past the fountain? Because even if their speed is matched, Jale has a higher skill level. So he's better at maneuvering. Plus his luck is better. Perhaps a stray branch entangles the fleeing Tsunberto's legs?

Either way, one of them is getting soaked today. And it's not Jale. Not this time.]