There's a production crew setting up a crane shot right outside the office window. I am told that it is for
this movie, which is bound to be a winner. Hey, there's Chris Rock sitting in a foldy director's chair! I am waving to him.
Chris Rock is like the new Eddie Murphy. Except his time on SNL was a lot less notable. And when was the last time Eddie made a good romantic comedy? "Coming to America"?
I wonder if I stand by the window all day long, maybe a glimpse of me or my reflection will be caught on film and make it into the movie and people will tell urban legends about me, about how I was an extra that died when I hanged myself during the big production number and Ted Danson helped to hide the body and also you can tell that the priest has a boner.