Oh no you didn't
Dear Comcast Cable of Jersey City:
What the fuck? I called you on April 14 to inform you that I was cancelling my service effective April 30. So why, prayfuckingtell, does this envelope I just opened from you contain a bill for service for the period of May 28 to June 27?
That means that the last bill you sent me, which I never paid because the paperwork got lost in the shuffle of moving, must have been for service during the month of May. Which is the month after I cancelled.
I am going to call you tomorrow, and you're going to straighten this out without any fuss. Do not mess with me.
Your FORMER! Customer,
Poot.
PS Dear Former Landlord: Where's My Fucking Deposit Back Already?
What the fuck? I called you on April 14 to inform you that I was cancelling my service effective April 30. So why, prayfuckingtell, does this envelope I just opened from you contain a bill for service for the period of May 28 to June 27?
That means that the last bill you sent me, which I never paid because the paperwork got lost in the shuffle of moving, must have been for service during the month of May. Which is the month after I cancelled.
I am going to call you tomorrow, and you're going to straighten this out without any fuss. Do not mess with me.
Your FORMER! Customer,
Poot.
PS Dear Former Landlord: Where's My Fucking Deposit Back Already?