lemme start this over, slightly with less energy
some people think that I have the desire to kill voicemail.
I don't. I merely envy it, because it is one of the few creatures that can tell me to shut up when I'm speaking unnecessarily.
what I wrote before was an appeal to mass stupidity.
here's a nicer one that's easier for those Americans, irregardless of political affiliation, that tried to not vote for Bush as hard as they could:
Thomas Jefferson tried to do so much for people. he wasn't the best president, but I think his heart and mind were at least in the right place. I mean, we voted for him when our nation was at its FIRST and most youthful vigour.
thomas jefferson spelled like a 9 year old. this was before webster's. he didn't know how to spell, because there was no such thing as a dictionary telling him how to spell.
we are so obsessed with spelling we have forgotton the meaning of several of our words.
example: I spelled vigor up above the way that it CAN be pronounced WITHOUT error or confusion. if I were to use MICROSOFT WORD, this software would attempt to appear to know more than me about the English language. albeit it does have more grammar in it that I might ever be able to comprehend, it still can't bring itself to do anything like write a poem or teach a 5 year old about the constellations.
but I know that vigour is the way people in the United Kingdom have spelled it. and...well...they did several things in their power to stop from getting Bush elected.
MICROSOFT didn't.
I don't. I merely envy it, because it is one of the few creatures that can tell me to shut up when I'm speaking unnecessarily.
what I wrote before was an appeal to mass stupidity.
here's a nicer one that's easier for those Americans, irregardless of political affiliation, that tried to not vote for Bush as hard as they could:
Thomas Jefferson tried to do so much for people. he wasn't the best president, but I think his heart and mind were at least in the right place. I mean, we voted for him when our nation was at its FIRST and most youthful vigour.
thomas jefferson spelled like a 9 year old. this was before webster's. he didn't know how to spell, because there was no such thing as a dictionary telling him how to spell.
we are so obsessed with spelling we have forgotton the meaning of several of our words.
example: I spelled vigor up above the way that it CAN be pronounced WITHOUT error or confusion. if I were to use MICROSOFT WORD, this software would attempt to appear to know more than me about the English language. albeit it does have more grammar in it that I might ever be able to comprehend, it still can't bring itself to do anything like write a poem or teach a 5 year old about the constellations.
but I know that vigour is the way people in the United Kingdom have spelled it. and...well...they did several things in their power to stop from getting Bush elected.
MICROSOFT didn't.