Uma and me

[poopsnbladders]

I want Uma Thurman, I'll do anything! What do I have to do to touch just one of her beautifully slender fingers. Or tickle her awkwardly elegant feet. She is absolute beauty. Whatever, it'll never happen. Tonight I went on my first police ride-a-long and it was freakin awesome! Nothing spectacular happened but I did get to see how the police serve

Comments

[senorita]

you have the face for it, roger. you already even LOOK like a cop!

[poopsnbladders]

Thank you, I take that as a compliment. I've always kinda felt like people treated me like a cop. Like I'm always watching, taking notes with my eyes.

[adrenailine]

Uma is the most beautiful!!!

[donkylestyle]

you better grow out a righteous 80s mustache to match the rightoues beard if you become a cop