Uma and me
I want Uma Thurman, I'll do anything! What do I have to do to touch just one of her beautifully slender fingers. Or tickle her awkwardly elegant feet. She is absolute beauty. Whatever, it'll never happen. Tonight I went on my first police ride-a-long and it was freakin awesome! Nothing spectacular happened but I did get to see how the police serve and protect our neighborhoods. I really think I've found my calling, now let's see if the man upstairs thinks so, too.