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poopalicious

Calling all batwings

Jan 09, 2007 16:20

Is anyone here familiar with the term 'batwings', in which a person (usually during the sweltering summer months or after a hot shower) is able to attach ball slack to the inside of each thigh and stand legs apart, thereby creating the illusion of a bat spreading its veiny wings ( Read more... )

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dabroots January 10 2007, 00:32:22 UTC

I think it's possible, but only with a lot of sticky sweat or other adhesive substance.

poopalicious January 10 2007, 03:10:07 UTC

Like... hummus? eeeeeeeee! Also, I think you really gotta have a pair 0' danglies.

dabroots January 10 2007, 03:42:27 UTC

White Karo Syrup would be great--and SWEEEET! Hey, I've got 'em.

kingneptune January 10 2007, 01:15:44 UTC

Matt's Batwings? Ooof. I didn't need that mental picture. Now I may be scarred for life.

BAT WING DIS GUSTING! HOOO HA! SO MANY STICKY INNER THIGHS! YAR! HAR! HAR!

poopalicious January 10 2007, 03:17:45 UTC

So - can ya do it or not, fishman? Don't lie! Quentin told me he saw you over there spreadin' yer wings.

THIS JUST IN: Guess who else has batwings? TINA YOTHERS!

ps - email me yr address & u will get a big SURPRISE (and I promise it's not batwings)

everetteseven January 10 2007, 04:32:43 UTC

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poopalicious January 11 2007, 00:33:23 UTC

*ADD TO CART*

scabbypants January 10 2007, 09:35:34 UTC

Well, poopalicious, batwings tend to occur when one is reclined on a bed or couch or gutter (hobos get batwings too).

poopalicious January 11 2007, 00:33:58 UTC

post picture, plz

shmooshmoo January 15 2007, 10:23:43 UTC

You TURD BURGLER! Nice to see your post!

Re: the bat wing thing... I call mine a skin butterfly. I told my sister-in-law that I don't wear boxer shorts because I get a skin butterfly in the summertime. Besides, it hurts when I sit on my boys. I'm a heavy sweater anyway, even in the wintertime. And sometimes I have to use diaper ointment in the ole chocolate starfish area when it gets really hot and muggy here in Arizona.

I wonder if Suzanne Sommers has the bat wing problem when she's using her Thighmaster??? Call it "action bat wing" syndrome. Sorry, couldn't think of a better name for that. I'm sure you could, though.

poopalicious January 16 2007, 03:28:53 UTC

shmoo! good to see ya! In fact, I just mentioned Suzanne Sommers (in a thighmaster context) while on vacation in New Zealand. The native kiwi hadn't heard of Suzanne or her miraculous thighmaster - horrifying! I quickly set them straight, explaining the morbid obesity common in American folk, and subsequent need for under-utilized devices such as thighmasters. Naturally, confusion ensued. Yah - how do you explain such a device?

shmooshmoo January 20 2007, 05:52:32 UTC

You do the leg motion and pique their curiosity.

Batwings anonymous March 27 2007, 12:25:14 UTC

Pooter says: "I have bat wings right now, and it's cold round here"! Sorry for the frieght David. But hey, I may be the master of many things, but the droop of my scrotum is rarely one of them. Tell ya what, next time I come to North America I'll be sure to keep a pocket full of ice just incase I feel the need to drop my shorts.

Speaking of North America, I am planning a trip to said continent. I may have the opportunity to make a couple stops on the west coast. Dates are still open, but sometime in the next 3 or 4 weeks is most likely. Let me know If any of you Westside folk would like to hang. Anyway, be in touch.