Calling all batwings

[poopalicious]

Is anyone here familiar with the term 'batwings', in which a person (usually during the sweltering summer months or after a hot shower) is able to attach ball slack to the inside of each thigh and stand legs apart, thereby creating the illusion of a bat spreading its veiny wings?

anyone??

Chief denies the ability to produce batwings (don't think I haven't tried the "hands-on" approach), but Pooter claims he can.



THIS MAN HAS BATWINGS