HI. I would just like to say how much I love myself.

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I can't stop looking in mirrors, maybe this is becoming a serious problem? Help me.

Here, I will prove how sexy I am:

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[palominos]

hey did you get my away message on aim? anyway, if not i said this:

i went to sleeepy land of goblins and dreaming and cathedrals, but i will be on aim tomorr--today again. we can talk there about whatever it is you needed to talk about; i'm assuming you wanted to talk about upcoming trip (JEALOUS)!!! :D if you wanted to talk about being one of my boyfriends, get in line. lately my milkshake has been bringing all the boys to the yard. anyway or you can always call (this weekend or tonight) because i will answer my phone (378-1387)); i got over the phone fear. it's beyond me. i'm incredible.

if any other boys see this post and want to be my boyfriend, you will have to start submitting current application (in writing).

in other news, doesn't my head look like that lemonheads' song "here comes gwyneth's head"? you know the one about seven that goes "here comes gwyneth's head in a box. here comes gwyneth's head in a box." anyway that is how i picture gwyneth's head to look in the box, but without the gwyneth and a little more "sarah's head" in a box look.

[poop_chute]

I did not get that message, and I don't know how, but awesome no less. I do not know that song, but awesome no less. I'm a bit too busy to submit an application to be your boyfriend at the moment, but awesome no less. Yer awesome no less. I'm sorry I haven't sent you something back yet, but I'm just really bad at the whole mail thing. As a matter of fact I finally sent a letter to Germany and it returned to me (even though I put the entire address on it, as near as I could tell it said "insufficient address" in german... wow, 80 cents covers a letter to Germany AND back!). Awesome no less.

There's not really anything pressing that I wanted to talk to you about, I was just wanting to talk. Y'know. Girl talk. But for now it's 2:44 in the AM and I supposedly am supposed to work at dad's shop tomorrow, which I don't want to do so I might feign sickness or something. I don't know. I feel bad for doing so but I don't really want to work there... apparently dad and brian have taken to drinking WHILE working rather than waiting until the end of the day, and also today I spent a couple of hours changing the boots on CV joints to a Ford F-150 free of charge. In case you don't know what that means, I'll tell you:

You have what are called CV joints on a vehicle... not all, it just depends on the type of steering. Anyway, there are these "rods" of sorts that have rubber boots on them (as in super-plunger type deals, not shoes). The boots hold grease as to keep moving parts (nameley ball-bearings) constantly lubricated and air-tight. After some years of being in a supposedly air-tight space with constant friction, grease (which is originally a nice blue color) turns into this thin grey soup that stains your hands and the clothes you're wearing. I did that today, free of charge. So I don't know if I want to be there tomorrow... and from the sound of it he was more giving me an opportunity to earn some much-needed money rather than actually "needing" me. You understand.

So that's my story. Hey, you're in your new place and everything right? We should have a sleepover or something. I leave for Germany on March seventh, which is on a monday. Not this monday but the next. Sooooooo anyway, yes I am very excited, no I haven't packed yet. I've never flown on a plane really so this will be interesting, no? Plus I'll be in hamburg (the city I'm actually going to be staying in is Neumunster, about 45 minutes away from Hamburg) from the 17th to the 20th of March, and I'm assuming that I've somehow got to figure out a way to find a bus that goes to Neumunster and get on it... then find out where I'm supposed to be in Neumunster. All in a country that I don't speak fluently. adventure!

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[palominos]

i am so excited for you!!!! do you have a window seat on the plane?!!! maybe you can get someone to trade with you (sniffle a little about it being your first time, and usually a "seasoned" passenger will trade). when i flew to germany our plane had an "upstairs" first class; commoners, myself included, below. it was wild; i've flow a bunch, but never on such a huge plane, and never with an UPSTAIRS! it's so weird, all the time change so, although you will be bursting with excitement, try to sleep on the plane! they will bring you these warm washclothes around, and i was like, "what the hell is this for", and it is supposed to "wash up" in the "morning" like you're supposed to wash your face and hands and shit, but you see i hadn't slept, so i was like "what's with the warm wet rag?" this german dude next to me helped me. you will listen to the stupid plane radio and find only one or two tolerable stations, and then you will hear the same songs over and over and over and over and over for roughly eight something hours, and you will want to rip out your eyeballs with excitement. where are you flying into/out of in the states? we went from memphis to chicago and then out of chicago! anyway, i'm rambling my brains off, and could go on, so we should have a sleep over, possibly next tuesday? i have to get up early in the morning and go to work, but you can just lock up and leave when you wake up...i would've said this weekend, but i'm gonna be in pocahontas because i have family coming in from chicago. also, i don't get paid until monday, so if i wanted to treat us to dinner or anything we'd be screwed.

i'm glad you clarified about these cvs joint thingies. i was picturing cute little rubber boots, until you pointed me in the right direction. grey soup, ewwhhh, bless your heart!

anyway, i could go rambling here on and on and on, but let's plan to ramble tentatively on next tuesday, and you can tell me all about your trip, and i can be bursting with excitement for you and a tinge of jealousy. are you coming back or staying in germany forever and ever amen? if you come back, you best come back with a trillion adventures to tell me, and kinderegg. i can do without the kinderegg, but you better have the adventures, mister :D!!!! we'll be in touch.

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[palominos]

*gruff manly voice* hey asshat, that's the fuckin' cv joints not cvs joints! gawd, whatta dipshit!!

hey, are you bychance lookin' for any new boyfriends, hotstuff??? i mean we could go out some night and getta steak? no pressure, but i do think we might have some things in commen, and you're kinda okay lookin', and...

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[palominos]

i'm not going out with anyone that doesn't know how to turn the italics off, you idiot. and also, if i've told you once, i've told you a billion times that all you boyfriends have to submit the APPLICATION! unless you have prior approval, which you don't! ps. i don't like steak. it reminds me of chewing flesh; which is essentially what it is, but ewww, it's gross and i gag and i'll pass on the steak, but we'll stay in touch!

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[poop_chute]

I don't like steak a whole lot either, but I loves me some meat. Mmmmm I can chew on flesh all day long.

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[palominos]

i bet you love the meat, bigman. *gasp*

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[poop_chute]

I'm not so big on the meat, but I love cock.

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[myernestito]

add me on my new journal.

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[poop_chute]

actually I'll really try to come back with some kinderegg... those things are the shit. TOYS inside of CHOCOLATE EGGS... does it get any better?!

I did not go to dad's shop today, I slept until 2:00 instead. I'd say it's a good trade. Okay, here's the plan. Tuesday would be excellent for mr, but I have class at 2pm on wednesday. I could drive back on wednesday, but that's no fun. On monday, though, I have class until 8:30 at night so I couldn't even get to bono until maybe 10:30 or so. wednesday, however, I do not have class at night... just 2:00 to 3:15. Yup. So wednesday is better then, I think. I have no obligations after that because monday I will catch part of my acting class and then skip out to another country. I will be leaving from memphis at 7:25 pm so I will have to be there by about 5:00 or so, which means leaving HERE by about 2:00 so maybe I won't be able to go to my acting class after all... hmm... anyway.

Yup. Oh, rest assured, adventures will be had. The tentative plan is for Greg (my "real life" friend of many years) to meet up with me in hamburg and have a party from march 17th-20th. :)

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[palominos]

WHAT?????? just tell me what day you're coming! i got lost somewhere in all of that :D

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[palominos]

i hope we're not doomed, but when it rains, it pours. my other grandpa had a heart attack today, and i've been at the hospital all day. anyway...yeah.

s.

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[poop_chute]

Again, sorry about your gramps. Don't worry about hanging out with me, it's no big deal. I'm sure it will happen sometime. So it's all good. I'm going to GERMANY! Jeez... I'm getting a little nervous now. I'll pray for your grandaddies.

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[palominos]

have a wonderful trip, and don't worry about the nerves, it'll be great. i got 'em too, before we left, even though i was excited it was big. flying over oceans, speaking bascially nothing of the language. it all worked, and it left me with lifetime memories. thank you for your prayers, scott

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