HI. I would just like to say how much I love myself.

Feb 23, 2005 00:46

I can't stop looking in mirrors, maybe this is becoming a serious problem? Help me.

Here, I will prove how sexy I am:

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palominos February 23 2005, 13:46:34 UTC
the woman in the second photo is beautiful.

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critters_buggin February 23 2005, 14:06:01 UTC
i'm likin' that hair.

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braveramona February 23 2005, 22:09:50 UTC
it's better than peeing on ..in.. pepsi machines. ;)

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poop_chute February 25 2005, 08:52:53 UTC
I didn't pee on or in a pepsi machine, I peed IN and ice machine. But it's cool, it was the drain kind. ;)

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palominos February 25 2005, 13:55:06 UTC
scott, that is disgusting.

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poop_chute February 25 2005, 20:41:37 UTC
that, in and of itself, is quite a story.

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palominos February 25 2005, 08:29:09 UTC
hey did you get my away message on aim? anyway, if not i said this ( ... )

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poop_chute February 25 2005, 08:51:22 UTC
I did not get that message, and I don't know how, but awesome no less. I do not know that song, but awesome no less. I'm a bit too busy to submit an application to be your boyfriend at the moment, but awesome no less. Yer awesome no less. I'm sorry I haven't sent you something back yet, but I'm just really bad at the whole mail thing. As a matter of fact I finally sent a letter to Germany and it returned to me (even though I put the entire address on it, as near as I could tell it said "insufficient address" in german... wow, 80 cents covers a letter to Germany AND back!). Awesome no less ( ... )

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preacher man goes to hollywood palominos February 25 2005, 13:53:18 UTC
i am so excited for you!!!! do you have a window seat on the plane?!!! maybe you can get someone to trade with you (sniffle a little about it being your first time, and usually a "seasoned" passenger will trade). when i flew to germany our plane had an "upstairs" first class; commoners, myself included, below. it was wild; i've flow a bunch, but never on such a huge plane, and never with an UPSTAIRS! it's so weird, all the time change so, although you will be bursting with excitement, try to sleep on the plane! they will bring you these warm washclothes around, and i was like, "what the hell is this for", and it is supposed to "wash up" in the "morning" like you're supposed to wash your face and hands and shit, but you see i hadn't slept, so i was like "what's with the warm wet rag?" this german dude next to me helped me. you will listen to the stupid plane radio and find only one or two tolerable stations, and then you will hear the same songs over and over and over and over and over for roughly eight something hours, and ( ... )

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Re: preacher man goes to hollywood palominos February 25 2005, 13:58:13 UTC
*gruff manly voice* hey asshat, that's the fuckin' cv joints not cvs joints! gawd, whatta dipshit!!

hey, are you bychance lookin' for any new boyfriends, hotstuff??? i mean we could go out some night and getta steak? no pressure, but i do think we might have some things in commen, and you're kinda okay lookin', and...

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poop_chute March 3 2005, 06:21:50 UTC
It's a McDeal.

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tiptoedhands March 8 2005, 01:28:20 UTC
don't mock me motherfucker.

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poop_chute March 15 2005, 17:20:39 UTC
shut up jess, i wasnät mocking zou and this german keyboard is driving me crazy because y is where z should be and vice-versa. gute nacht.

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