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[pooka_prince]

In my travels, I have encountered many frightening things. I fought my way out of the Netherworld and faced the Queen of the Dead. I did battle with the armies of Ragnanival and fought their commander, a man worth dozens of me in size. I defeated a dragon with little more than blind luck and hope

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[stop_it_tewi]

... rabbit?

...

Are you a rabbit, too?

[pooka_prince]

I am a pooka- a human cursed to a rabbit-like form. Who are you, if I may ask?

[stop_it_tewi]

O-oh, I'm sorry for being rude. I'm Reisen Udongein Inaba. I'm a moon rabbit.

[pooka_prince]

Moon rabbit? I apologize for my ignorance; I'm afraid I've never heard of such a thing. Regardless, it is a pleasure to meet you, miss Inaba.

[dynamic_may_lee]

...

WHAT?!

[pooka_prince]

Y-Your pardon?

[dynamic_may_lee]

You were sexually assaulted by a RABBIT?

[pooka_prince]

"Assaulted" is a bit of stretch; she merely came on to me, as it were. But the... the things she wished to do to me... [gulp]

[hop_toit_udonge]

... I'm sorry, could you repeat that?

[pooka_prince]

Ah, which part? I was hoping to forget this past week as quickly as possible.

[hop_toit_udonge]

Well, I suppose it's clear if a little unbelievable.

[pooka_prince]

Much of my life thus far has proven to be quite unbelievable.

[sekaiwayasashii]

A...rabbit, ser?

[pooka_prince]

Indeed. It seems the enchantment of the Pooka is what allows us to speak the common tongue, for during the event I was limited to communication with... rabbits.

It was less than pleasant.

[kol_shevik]

Is not doing very good job of making children for Motherland, comrade Titania.

[pooka_prince]

I am glad one of us can find humor in the situation.

[kol_shevik]

нет, comrade! Population is not joke at all! Do not want a repeat of 1937. Must have plenty of children, or boss will be upset. Besides, Russia likes having big family around.

[pooka_prince]

Children are not something to be taken lightly, Russia. They are a great commitment, not a statistic. Forcing your citizens to breed is not the work of a fair ruler.