OMG I AM DRINKING BRAWNDO!

Brawndo's got ELECTROLYTES. And that's what PLANTS CRAVE. They CRAVE ELECTROLYTES. Which is what BRAWNDO HAS. And that's why PLANTS CRAVE BRAWNDO. Not WATER, like from the TOILET.

1,000 mg Taurine!
50 mg Guarana Extract!
200 mg Inositol!
200 mg Caffeine!
5 KINDS OF SUGAR!