Then, one day, you realize you're an asshole...
Excerpt from a late night phone conversation:
"We should have a threesome."
"Why?"
"Because they are fucking awesome."
"Yeah, sure, but I like getting all the attention."
"That's the point, you get all the attention, then the next person, then the next. It's brilliant--think about it--two mouths."
"Sounds like a fantasy I started having at 13. OK. So who?"
"I don't know. You pick."
"Yeah, but I don't like women, so you chose."
"That's just it, you don't prefer women, so you get to pick because you're fussier."
"Fine. Let's see. --- has a nice body. I like them round. --- has a nice ass, but she's too thin for her ass."
"That's what makes her ass so nice."
"I guess."
"Damn, you're catty."
"Well, I'm fussier about women's bodies than men's bodies. As long as they have a dick attached it's all good."
"You really are a guy."
"Told ya."
"We should have a threesome."
"Why?"
"Because they are fucking awesome."
"Yeah, sure, but I like getting all the attention."
"That's the point, you get all the attention, then the next person, then the next. It's brilliant--think about it--two mouths."
"Sounds like a fantasy I started having at 13. OK. So who?"
"I don't know. You pick."
"Yeah, but I don't like women, so you chose."
"That's just it, you don't prefer women, so you get to pick because you're fussier."
"Fine. Let's see. --- has a nice body. I like them round. --- has a nice ass, but she's too thin for her ass."
"That's what makes her ass so nice."
"I guess."
"Damn, you're catty."
"Well, I'm fussier about women's bodies than men's bodies. As long as they have a dick attached it's all good."
"You really are a guy."
"Told ya."