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[protects_her]

THE NEXT GENERATION MEME
Which still has nothing to do with Star Trek. Shush.
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[primrosella]

And as it turns out they are very cute together and they talk about fish, which they discover they surprisingly have in common! Altair's passion is an aquarium filled with incredibly interesting and occasionally magical fish. And Maggie is like OMG FISH and finds that incredibly attractive. But she hopes he doesn't mind that she likes the mundane ones better--specifically, killing and eating them. Which Altair in turn is like OMG HOT because man, you just don't find girls like that in pureblood households.

So then Maggie and Altair end up being these kind of weirdly friend weirdly affectionate kind of crushing friends-with-platonic-benefits straight through school, which completely baffles the professors because wait a minute, HUFFLEPUFF and SLYTHERIN what is going on here.

And then eventually one day Altair and his Slytherins are down by the lake and they're all hassling him about Maggie and he's like dudes shut up and they're like NO and they get into a bickerfit and lo and behold, somebody gets knocked into the lake. With the giant squid. Who is in a surprisingly cranky mood OH CRAP SOMEONE'S GONNA GET EATEN.

And then Maggie, who is sitting under a tree going over her Arithmancy, notices this happening, leaps to her feet, tosses away her books, and RUSHES THE LAKE LIKE THE BADASS SHE IS, HURTLING INTO THE WATER IN A PERFECT DIVE, AND PUNCHES THE HELL OUT OF THE GIANT SQUID.

Thus singlehandedly rescuing Altair's jerk Slytherin friend, dragging him out of the lake, depositing him among his circle, and returning (dignified but soaked) to her studies.

All of the boys spend a moment looking after her before finally one is like "...damn, that is one smokin' Hufflepuff."

And then from there her school life is pretty uneventful--a couple of OWLs, a few NEWTs, and then she pretty much goes back home because she's not sure if she wants to live life in the wizarding world yet, or if she'd be happier in a Muggle lifestyle.

(But she does still keep in touch with Altair, whom everyone can't help but STARE MENACINGLY AT every time he comes over for dinner.)

[7thborn]

AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA OMG. Punching the giant squid, OF COURSE. And I quite like the idea of a Hufflepuff daughter, that is perfect and eventually Ginny will remember that 'puffs are fucking loyal to the end and that's never a bad thing; and really, the only reason she is kind of >| about it is because their Quidditch team has always been marginally better than Gryffindor's in her time. >________>;;

Altair and Maggie OTP, obviously. Maltair? Altaggie? Adorable.

I LOVE THIS.