I just would like to commemorate this wonderful night before I forget all the events that brought me such joy. Joy that I haven’t had with more than one person in quite a while.
To start with, at around 9 o’clock I went to the kLSU radio station to help out Ben with his newly acquired 80’s show. Spent the two hours talking with Natalie (“spats-Colombo”) and some other guy Ben who plays the regular rotation.
After that I met up with Branden, and we made our way to the Spanish Moon, all to enjoy the sounds of the 80’s. Met up with Ben and Nick there. To make a long story short the Moon sucked even though I was considerably buzzing on a newly found drink called ‘the Long Island Ice Tea.” Mmmmm yes yessssss.
So with no further delay we decided to finish off the night at the good ol’ Splash. Nothing like the drag queen night with some gay dancing. And THAT WAS AMAZING!!! I have never seen a night at Splash that could match last night’s. I mean not only the music but the dancing man, the Dancing!!!
The “queens” were beyond perfect, we’ve had all from the Britney Spears show with back flips to Dorothy with “Somewhere Over the Rainbow.” And let me tell you ladies and gentlemen, I was ready to cry when I heard a voluptuous black woman lip sink to that song with dance beats in the background. It was…….ah……wonderful.
I think they turned off the air conditioning in the club on purpose just to make everybody take off their shirts, because let me tell ya, one more hour and I would’ve been half naked. We were literally dripping with sweat.
But that’s not the key to the night, no nooooo.
After the Splash we went to Louis where all four of us (me, Branden, Ben and Nick) met up once again and decided to do what? Go swimming.
Ggggggooooood! The pool water at four in the morning is heavenly! Absolutely HEAVENLY! I was a little fish of estrogen in the sea of testosterone.
We swam around and enjoyed ourselves, talked about this and that…..I got to wear Ben’s swimming shorts, which fit me quite nicely (*I shall keep them*……)
And once we got out to dry ourselves Nick began the parade of his…. manhood, well of course not without Ben’s cheering. And then we all got to see IT. Yes, yes, Nick’s mighty anaconda. Indeed. I saw Nick’s penis.
And don’t lie mah man, you knew we would see it. Don’t even try to pretend like it was an accident. You exhibitionist… you!
Anywhoo, we topped off the night with Nick’s ass and all went on out merry way. I love you guys. I love you.